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Jerkbud 25Smooth writes:

Dear Matt:

Love the site and love dropping my load looking at all the hot pics in the galleries. I've posted a bunch from my own collection, and hope your visitors like them. I am curious about you and Brendan though...which one of you is the top, and which one is the bottom?

 

 

Dear 25Smooth:

Let me begin by thanking you for being the very first Jerkoffbuds.com visitor to use our new Ask Matt! feature.  Brendan and I are very excited to be able to interact with the users.

Now the fun part:  Who's the top and who's the bottom?...well with your inspiration and for your pleasure... we took some photos!  Here are two that might be able to help answer your question.

 

Here I am the top.

Here I am the bottom.

 
Enough said?

Never jerk it alone,

      M a t t


 A jerkbud writes:

"how do i learn to relax my ass so he can fuck me"

 
 
 Dear jerkbud:
 
Well that's a hard one! (no pun intended) Maybe you should try a different position, especially if his dick isn't straight as an arrow.  A different position might ease his wanker right in! Or....stop thinkin' about your tight ass so much, just look up and enjoy the view of the ceiling. (that is, if he doesn't have your face shoved in a pillow) And get fucked like a good little bottom. If all else fails, just find a new guy with a smaller cock!  Good luck!
 
 Never relax your ass alone,

       M a t t

 
 
P.S. Here is a position your hosts like:   

 

Jerkbud Chuck writes:
 
Hi Matt,

Nice website.  I hope it remains real people. What's
going on with the stories section?  When I click on it
the area that comes up is blank.

Thanks,
chuck
PS where are you guys located?  and what are your ages?
 
Dear Chuck:
 
You called it!  We have been slackin'!  Actually...we've been jerkin'! 
 
Very soon, we want all of our jerkbuds to be able to share their hot stories with us all.
I will tell Brendan to get on the ball and get that section of the site up and running.  But....don't let me down!
 
Chuck, you have to promise me that you will be the very first to submit a story!  And it better be hot!  Got it? Good!
 
Thanks for writing me.
 
Never jerk it alone,
 
      M a t t
 
Almost forgot, we are 22 and 25 (still chicken meat) and we live in the sunny state where the mosquito is our state bird.
 
 

 

Our jerkbud, "darrena436" writes:
 Would you rather give or receive a blowjob?
 
Well, bud that could be a tough one.  First let me say, isn't 69 the ideal?  I love waking up in the morning with some wood and gettin' side by side with Brendan and goin' to town.  Oh geez, I am starting to get horned up....okay....back on track....So if I had to choose, I would say look at that dick on Brendan, who wouldn't want to bob on that as much as possible?  I have to say, my bud has grown a nice third leg. SO, Final answer:  Give.

Thanks for writing

Never jerk it alone - M a t t

 

BJ writes:
Matt
"me and some buds like to jack
we want to do some oral stuff
will the semen hurt me or make me sick?
what does it taste like"
bj
 
Hey BJ! (nice nickname by the way) Where do you live?  Brendan and I wanna come over and circle-jerk with you guys!  You know our e-mail address!
So... I will be looking for those directions to your place.  'Till then, make sure you don't put your mouth on any "dirty" dicks.  STD's can be transmitted through semen.  As for getting sick,  I haven't yet gotten sick of Brendan's pre-cum!  LOL. So make sure your buds are disease free and go at it! (several times a day if possible)
 
Never jerk it alone - M a t t
 
P.S. As soon as you invite us over, you then will find out what  M a t t & Brendan pre-cum tastes like!   : - )

Our under-age bud writes:

 
"hey matt how big is ur cock and where are u located i am 17 with tight ass lets talk"
 
Hey bud! Hit me up next year! 
- M a t t

Jerkbud Brad writes:

 
Hey Matt
 
"What is the most 'public' place that you and Brendon have had sex?"
 
Brad
 
Hi Brad, I like your question, 'cause I have a good story to share.  Brendan and I went to visit my cousin this last summer.  One afternoon he and I went down to some nature trails at a local nature preserve.  Before we knew it we were miles from anyone.  It was just like out of a porno.  Brendan and I started talking about how horny we were, and before we knew it, we were gettin' all natural with Mother Nature!  Besides that, we have kept it in our pants.  But  I am sure we'll have some more stories in the future as time goes by.  (Brendan and I are horn-dogs)
 
Never jerk it alone in public - M a t t

 Dan writes:

"at what age did you know you liked cocks?
and at what age did you first jo with a bud?
my answer is 10 and 12
dan here
i thought everyone did
lol"
 
 Hey Dan the man! How's it hangin'?  Low I hope....anyway, I honestly can't recall when I realized I played for the "other team".  But, I do remember when I became a "bat-boy" for the other team!  It was 7th grade.  My buddy kept asking me to play strip poker with him.  The first couple of times he approached me with this idea,  I refused.  Thinking to myself that playing strip poker with another dude was totally gay. So, to make a long story somewhat short, he kept nagging me and I finally gave in.  I let curiosity get the best of me I suppose.  I think what made it okay for me is that he told me, "me and my cousin play this all the time."  Which I don't think was ever true.  Okay, so then came the rules of his game.  Whoever "lost"...there would be a penalty.  Well Dan, I bet you can guess what the penalty was!  Suckin' the dick!  I don't even now who lost that first game of poker.  I assure you though, there were MANY more hands of poker in our future.  I remember being a horny little teen and calling him up and saying, 'Hey...wanna come play cards?"  (That was our little secret way of saying, come jerk it with me)  The answer to your question is 7th grade.  Oh! forgot to mention why I enjoyed the hand of strip poker so much.  I was in the 7th grade, but he was in the 6th. So let's just say, yours truly had a year of growth on him....

Take it easy dudes-

 Never jerk it without playing a good hand of "go-fish" first! - M a t t

Dan writes,

Hi Matt
"Your site is great, hope you keep it that way, I have 2 questions, one is that my boyfriend is more top than bottom, he says that when I fuck him, it hurts too much (my dick is not that big), what can I do to easy this pain, we have tried several positions, and the second question is that I am 26, latin (Colombian) and wants to be with another men at least once, I've been with my bf for 4 yrs and never heated on him, what should I do?
Thank you Matt
Dan
PD: I LOVE YOUR PICS)"
 
How 'bout a booty call with a 3rd guy?  There are single guys out there that would love to hook up with a couple for a quick romp in the bed!  Then maybe the "third" can be a bottom for you!  That way you get the best of both worlds; you get a piece of ass, and you get the opportunity to "be" with another dude!  Good luck!  And before you top that random guy, strap one on your johnson first!
 
 Never jerk it alone - M a t t
 P.S. I thought all 26 year old Colombians were hung like horses!?  Oh well, you Latin guys are still hot!
 Nick writes:
 "How come we never see your faces in the
pictures?...ive seen like mouths and u guys look hot!!

i wanna see some face! hehe"

nick

 
 Well Mister Nick, it's quite simple...We don't wanna have to start giving our autographs!
 Never jerk it alone!  x  Matt   

Eric writes:
"eric here. i am now 18 years old and new at the gay thing. I have been trying to find someone to find somebody to show me the ropes but there are few ppl around me. I couldn't care any less about who this guy or guys are as long as there cock is big enough.  But anyways i live in burleson, Texas. It's south of fort worth and if you can hook me up with somebody let me know soon. "       
 
Eric here is a S.Q.I.T.  Is there anyone out there that can help this guy out?  I bet there are some Texan "long horns" out there for him!  Hey Eric, try our site's personal or website section....You won't have a hard time finding someone to show you the ropes!  Good luck bud! 
 *  S = size
     Q = queen                                           Don't jerk your 18 year old cock alone - M a t t
      I = in
      T = training
 
 
Jay sends in his story:
 
Jerkbud Brian writes:
Hi Matt, How can I find a way to talk to my boyfriend
and I into a threesome. I'm horny all the time and
he's not all the time. I find myself thinking about
other guys every minute of every day. I still want to
be with him but, I am a horn dog 24hrs and he's not.
Should I just fill out my sexual dreams without him
knowing about it. help in san diego. thanks. brian
 
Hello Mr. San Diego, it sucks that both of your sexual drives aren't at the same speed. Don't try to make your boy do something he doesn't want to. Before I met Brendan, I was in the same boat! So, instead of cheating on my EX, I jerked it on WebCam all the time!  When you jerk on webcam it's the best of both worlds....you get your rocks off but you aren't straying from your relationship.  GOOD LUCK and HAPPY JERKING,
 
Only jerk it in front of a camera - M a t t
P.S. Brendan and I have a WebCam section! ( http://www.jerkoffbuds.com/webcams/webcams.htm )

Jon writes:

Hey Matt
I was just wondering, since you have a wonderful great site, are there any pics and/or links to boys with small dicks?  The huge dicks are nice but not all of us are overly hung.  I would like to see some guys (not OLD men) with small dicks.  Thanks.

 
Jon, I hate to tell you this, but our members are the ones that put the photos into the galleries!  So everyone reading this, add some small dicks to the galleries for Jon!  There you go Jon, wish granted.  You only have two more, be careful what you wish for! 
Bow Down Before You<----Jon           Prince          <----Me
 
Never jerk it alone, - M a t t

Greg writes:

Hey, Im Greg. 21 year old in Minneapolis Minnesota. I was just wondering where you guys live if u say the state bird is a mosquito  . cuz id have to say our in Minnesota. Thanks Greg
 
 Hey Greg, how's it hanging in Minneapolis?  Never been to Minnesota and don't plan on visiting anytime soon;  Florida has enough bugs for me!  Don't mosquitoes suck?! They get in the way when you are trying to go skinny dipping, suck Brendan off on the side of the road at night, jerk off with some random guy in bushes.....etc, etc....  
 
 Don't you agree?  - M a t t
 
Matt:
    I came across Jerkoffbuds and adore it.
    I have a problem about which I would like your advice and suggestions.
    I am an older guy at 60, married but undoubtedly bisexual.  About a year ago, I meet a younger guy about 31 from Romania who worked at my club.  We hit it off and became friends, so after he left the club we stayed in contract.  I am literally fascinated to distraction with him and on one occasion he accompanied me on a trip out of town where we shared a room.  Though I got a better look at his body, nothing happened. I made not moves on him for many reasons, the main one being he was completely in my control as far as getting home was concerned and I did not want him to fell trapped if a move did not work out.    
    Over the summer while he was attending a community college, I invited him over to swim which he enjoyed a lot. When we would change after swimming, I would yearn to get a peek at his cock, but he always turn his back or change where I could not get a look.
    On the last swim of the summer, I brought a joint to the pool.  He without hesitation joined me in a few tokes.  It had the desired effect because when we went to the cabana to change, a few inhibitions faded away. I stripped off my suit first to let my goodies showing and he did the same. 
    Well, I got a quick look at the most glorious cock and balls. Fantastic low hangers and a beautiful long even soft uncut cock.  I am now even more in love with the thought of having sex on any level with this guy.  I would willing jerk off with him, suck him dry or whatever he wanted or would let me do to give him pleasure. If he were to let me top him, I would figure it was time to die since there would be nothing greater to experience in my lifetime.
    He has some aspects of his conduct which suggest he is gay, or bisexual, but in various conversations he has stated he is not gay.
    My question on which I need all the help I can get is how does a guy go about seducing another guy whether he is straight or not.  I am so afraid if he were not willing or it was not done right I would lose a great friendship if it doesn't work out.  If it worked out, I would be the happiest guy in town, but if not I would hate to lose him as a friend.  I would rather pine away for him than lose his company. 
    Help!  I am dying here.
    If you could reply with a private answer to my email address gliving432@aol.com it would be great.  I do not mind however if you want to post this message and any advice which others may care to send me would be great.
    Jay
 

 

Hi Jay. Glad you like the site. Trying to get with a "bi", "straight" or even "curious" bud is REALLY tricky!  You wanna get up and personal with his member, but don't wanna screw up the friendship.  I have a personal experience I can share with you, that may help (or confuse you more).  I worked with a hot guy who is either bi or curious, to this day I am not sure which he is.  After being his friend for quite sometime, I finally felt comfortable enough to let him know that I was gay.  He didn't freak out, and our friendship continued.  After a bit, I began flirting with him to see how he would take it.  It went well, I mean I think he was flattered.  It definitely peaked his interest. Because one afternoon at his mom's house, we were home alone and after using the restroom, he came out with an obvious bulge in his jeans.  So, I took it upon myself and grab it and pull it out.  He really liked it.  Actually ended up fucking my mouth and moaning my name...It was hot!  But I guess I was lucky!  If you decide to mention any "hanky panky" between the two of you, you have to be sneaky enough where you can play it off as a joke if he doesn't respond how you would like.  Be careful!  Don't screw up that friendship....but on the other hand you only live once!  If nothing happens, at least you have that mental picture of his cock and balls in your "SPANK BANK"!  Good luck bud.

Always try to jerk it with a Str8 boy - M a t t

 
 
Matt,

Gr8 site just registered today. I have a gf but have always thought about jerkin with a bud - never done anything about it yet. I go the UT Austin and last summer almost jod with a bud but didnt go through with it. Your site is gr8 for JO and hope it gets me jackin with a bud soon.

Thanks, Beck
 
Hey Beck! Hope you get the chance to jerk off with a bud soon!  Trust me, it's fun!
 
 Never jerk it alone, - M a t t
 
P.S.  Have some straight porn playing while you guys jerk it.  That makes it even hotter!

I assume that hot rocket is yours...very nice Matt...Andy

 

Andy, that "rocket" is mine...wanna take a ride to Uranus?!
 
 
 Never ride alone, - M a t t
I am 34, straight with a GF. Just a few months ago I jerked off with a
close friend of mine as we were watching some porn, I found it a bit
of a turn on. I want to do it again and would also like maybe jerk
each other. How do you think I can go about this?
Thanks

--
Keith
 
What's up with all these straight boys wanting to jerk off with their buds?!  Do I live in the wrong city?!  Keith, this is hot!  Go ahead and initiate the jerk session the same way (obviously it worked) but maybe in the heat of the moment you can say something like, "Have you ever touched another dude?" or "Would you let another guy jack you?"  Good luck.  Then the next step would be to take pictures and send them to me.....

Never jerk it alone, - M a t t


"I love your site.  There is nothing so erotic in play as jerkin with another guy.  It's  very primitive, yet close.  Keep it up.  LOL.  Would love to see a section devoted to guys writing about how they get themselves off the best.  We all have different techniques.  How about starting that?"
 
Hey guy, Brendan and I think you are a freakin' genius!  We like your idea.  I want to start a "How do you jerk it?" section! Look for it in the future.   Thanks!  Never jerk it alone, - M a t t

"HaY! MAtt!
 
I love ur site... Im Zack and i kinda have trouble fucking my "partner". I have to do alot of work bc i can come and after a while it starts to get painful and i love ass-fucking but sometimes its just like OW bc i have to do it so long  my "partner" loves it and i do too... to a certain extent. Is there n e thing i can do to make it not hurt so bad?"

Hi Zack, Do you use lube?  Perhaps some lubrication would help.  Besides that I don't think a dick reduction is a possibility.

Lube up your partners hole and go to town! Good luck!
Never do it w/o lube, - M a t t

"Dear Matt:
 
 
         Today was my first time at your site and found the ask Matt page very interesting. Here is my question. I have a very small penis and a lot of people tell me it would look bigger if I shave everything off but at the same time it would itch like a mother. Do you shave and if so does it itch like every one says? Thank you again for this service."

I do agree with your friends and think your schlong will appear larger with less hair covering it up!  Remember you don't have to shave it all completely off!  Just shorten it!  Brendan gave us his two cents, (as if we care...just kidding) "I use a beard trimmer, closest setting, and get no itch......but shave the balls (some itching, but not too terrible)."

 
Never jerk it with a big bush, - M a t t

"Hi, Love the site. Any advice for organising my first circle-jerk? Thanks."
 
I do like the idea!  Brendan and I haven't been in one yet (sorry to say), but I am sure it may be easier to get a group of horny guys together if you did it with a pal. Hopefully you have a jerk or fuck buddy that likes this idea; that way instead of having one little black book to go thru, you will have two.  I would also assume you will get more guys if you ask them to join the circle when they are horny.  So I would look for guys in the moment, in chat rooms!  Good luck!  Wish I was getting an invite.  Let me know how it goes.   Maybe it will go so well you can tell the story in our STORIES section! 
Later! Never jerk it alone, - M a t t

"Hi Matt,
 
What a great site.  Thanks for putting it out there.
 
I jerk daily and sometimes 2 or 3 times a day.  I'm in my mid 30's.  Problem is that I'm in a long term relationship (17 years so far) and I really prefer getting off by jerking more than I do with regular sex.  I love to be able to control things and can cum a huge, mind-blowing load by the end of a session.  Partner is kinda uptight about this as he prefers I'd ejaculate in his mouth.  Also, he gives terrible blow jobs.
 
Another issue:  My mom came home from work early one summer day when I was 15.  Unfortunately (or some may say fortunately) I decided to do my jerking on the living room couch that day and was lying there in just a pair of black socks when my mom walked in on me.  I had left all my other clothes upstairs in my bedroom.  I had nowhere to hide and nothing to throw over me.  I almost started to cry I was so upset.  Mom though, apologized for walking in on me and actually sat down in a chair next to the couch and said that she understood what I was doing and that she knew boys and men need to do that especially at my age.  Then she said I should do it too when I felt like it.  This all was said while I'm sitting on the far end of the couch still half erect.  (No- she was not staring at my cock).
 
A couple days later I came home from school and on my dresser was a tube of jerk off lubricant and a couple of my dad's titty mags.  I was kind of horrified yet turned on and went right to work on my boner with the lube.  I couldn't believe how much better it felt and I had the biggest orgasm ever.  My dad asked me that night if I liked my gift.
 
I still often think back to that day I got caught jerking.  Is it sick to have my mother in my fantasies while I'm going at it?  I don't want her (never did).  The thought of seeing her naked appals me.  Just the fact that she sat down by me that day while I was still naked and hard turns me on.  I almost always still like to wear a pair of black socks when I'm jerking or having sex.  I think because it's reminicent of that day.
 
Speaking of socks and sex, I read how to make a wonderful masturbation device by folding the top over and over on a tight sock.  You insert a condom and stretch it around the outsides.  With some lube in the condom it makes for a great, tight feel when you're fucking it.  You can skip the condom and lube to and it still feels great on your cock.
 
Take care
Danno"

Hey Danno, glad you like our site!  So do we!  Don't worry...even if your partner can't get your rocks off the way you'd like, you can keep jerking it at our site!  As long as your site is popular... we'll keep it going!

 Never jerk it alone, - M a t t
 P.S. -Thanks for the "HOW TO" in making our own masturbation device.  Sounds like you could be the Martha Stewart of sex toys!  That would be a great submission for a section we wanna make, "HOW DO YOU JERK IT?".

 

"Hiya Hotcock:
 
I really enjoy the "jerkoffbud" site but wonder if there is any chance that you can do feature on "older guys"?
 
We are 75 and 80 and still enjoy sex, especially with a 3rd.  We don't get much action but have had some very satisfactory interludes.
 
Our most recent was a guy who claimed to be 32 but I think was younger.  We don't ask questions if the person is obviously over 18. 
 
While jerking can be satisfying nothing beats a mouth and a close second would be a clean ass. 
 
Anyway, keep up the good work of posting. 
 
Kisses,
 
Don"
 
Hotcock! Hotcock?  Who the hell is Hotcock?  This is Matt! If I find this Hotcock guy, I am gonna kick his ass!
 

"hey matt,
i was just wondering if you could send me a pic of u entirely naked. that would be nice for my friend pat and i.
thanks,
kent"

Hey Kent, haven't check our bonus galleries?  Brendan and I have lots of self photos in there!  Check it out, it will be fun!  I promise.  Never jerk it alone, - M a t t


"Matt & Brenden,
 
Love your site, and hope you will keep it going for a long time.  I submitted a story about my best solo session a while ago, and Brenden mentioned in his acknowledging email that you guys would keep the site going as long as you could afford it.  I for one, wouldn't mind paying to view your site, and I bet tons of other guys would pay as well.  I'm sure you have a lot of support out here if you want it.
 
Second subject:
 
How about a "Cum Lovers" gallery?  I love seeing pictures of gushing cocks, and have collected quite a few pictures of my own.  I'm sure there are lots of cum shots out there to be posted, and I would love it if you guys had a gallery dedicated to those kinds of pictures.  Just a thought.
 
Keep up the great work.  It's a great place to come and cum.
 
Old Jim"

Hey Old Jim! How's it hangin?  You are right, a "Cum lovers" gallery would be fun.  I will pass the idea by the "boss". And see what he thinks.  I think it will go over well cause the "boss" really likes my cum!  wink wink

 Never jerk it alone, - M a t t
PS - Please don't misspell Brendan's name, he gets bitchy! Thanks.

 Harry writes in:

"Love the site - Can't get enough of it - visit it often for a quick jerk. 
 
Questions -
So have you two ever traded piss?
If so, did you like it?
Can piss be bad for you? 
 
I like visiting men's rooms, finding urinals filled with piss and rub it all over my cock and balls and then stand there and jack off in the men's room.  Wish I could find someone to do it with me! 
 
thanks again - great photos!"

Glad you like the site. No. And have you ever considered a job as a janitor?

 Never jerk it alone, - M a t t

"Hi Matt,
My name's Jason.  I love your website and think it's genius--a place for hot
amateur guys to share themselves.  I am straight/bi, (okay, I ve jerked with
a couple of guys and traded licks with one.  So far...) and can't get enough
of checking out other guys.  I know it was mentioned in the past, but will
you please start a "cum" section?  Nothing hotter than another guy's juice. 
And you and your buds could start it all off.  C'mon, give us a bunch of
great cum shots.  Thanks again for the hot pics."

Jason
 

Alright guys... you have asked, and you shall receive!  During Spring Break I am gonna make Brendan add a juicy new Cum Photo Gallery!
  Never jerk it alone, - M a t t

"Matt. Can I see your arm pits ,and a waist down shot ? Thanx a lot ! "

 
 
"Hi Matt,
    It's 12:04pm, and i have already jerked off three time's.  I will be leaving for work, and i know i will stop at a few places and jerk off.  i did it in the back seat of the bus last night, with my cock under my coat.  I also have jerked off as i walked through a park.  I am happy, but I must admit that my penis is chaffed.  i use lots of liquid KY now, bring it with me always.
     I will do doubt jerk off now, because i am hard again just writing this.  If i am hurting no one, and I watch out not to be caught.  Can this be harmful?  i like sex, but have much better and bigger orgasms when i jerk off.
 
 
Yours,  ken"

Jerking Ken, what's up?...Oh...Guess that was a stupid question.  From your e-mail we ALL know what is up!  LOL.  Well dude,  it sounds like you like to jerk off a lot; but I would have to recommend only spanking your monkey in the privacy of your home.  Wouldn't it suck to get in trouble for spanking it in public and get thrown in a cell with "Bubba" whom you wouldn't want to spank it with?  On second thought, maybe you would like spanking it with Bubba.  Good luck!

Never jerk it with Bubba, - M a t t


"I am straight guy who loves watching straight porn.  However I have enjoyed watching and reading about other guys masturbating.  I like to learn about how others do it.  Is that normal?"
 
 Sure... if you are bi-sexual.  No seriously, sounds like you my just be a really sexual person.  I think that is great.  We need more people like you!

Make Love not War, - M a t t

 
 
 

"Hey Matt!
I just got my first boyfriend a few days into college.  I feel so lucky because we are in love now and are ready to start fucking (we took it slow).  Now that we want to "go there" I would like to know if you had any tips on etiquette such as cleanliness (how to) and positions for first timers, etc.  I'm sure this is an easy question to answer but I just thought I would leave that up to you.
 
Thanks, Chris"

Ahh...College love!  Isn't it fun!  Well Mr. Chris, step one: Get some lube.  And no, not your spit!  Go to your local drugstore and buy some lube and rubbers you cheap ass!  Actually, make that step two.  Step one should be two HIV screenings. Ok, now that we know we are all clean, how do we keep "going there" clean?  Well, honestly I wish I knew the answer.  Maybe, one of our users will help us out here, and drop me some suggestions. If anyone does, I will post for you!  If I knew how to keep "going there" cleaner, I think your friend Matt here, might get some pounding more often and give some pounding more often. (wink wink)  Next... positions: I enjoy missionary the best, but if I am the "catcher" being on top is most comfortable for me.  Brendan, on the other hand likes me on all fours.  I suggest play around with it.  Be adventurous!  For instance,  Brendan once fucked me in the shower up in the air against the wall. Damn, that was hot!.....Have fun!

 Never "go there" alone, - M a t t


"Hey im an 18 year old from Toronto and i was wondering do you like
swallowing cum? and do you take it in the face if not??"

Hello our Canadian friend, Brendan and I do participate in both activities with each other. But don't tell anyone!

Never jerk it alone, - M a t t


 
"bro
just got on your site
i live in studio city los angeles.
 
name is todd  6'6", built blond, 230, 32, packin in my jockeys
 
i really dig jackin, man to man and thought i would go on your site, post some pix, and see if i could get a circle jerk,  i dig showing off in my jockeys, pulling it out, having some brews with buds and just jackin off, showing off and tag teaming this pussy toy.  show buds how i fuck! 
 
is there a way to get a group for a jerk off on this site?
 
here are some pix of me
later
todd  a.k.a. bvdman on your site"
 

How's in hanging in those BVD's? We don't have anyway to get a group together as of now, but maybe some guys in your area can respond to this posting? Also we have a personal section, maybe you could find something there? HERE

 Good luck!

Never jerk it alone, - M a t t


"Love your new site Matt as I am a guy who really likes to jackoff. I jerk off very often, sometimes up to two times a day. Have been told that my 8" uncut cock looks good, it sure does to me anyway. I have jerked off with others before, but its been quite sometime. My job involves driving trucks over the road, so finding guys to jerk or suck with is not easy. Any ideas? please e mail me a reply. thanks Steve"

 
Twice a day!  You are just an amateur!  Brendan likes to do it about 4 times a day! Anyway...maybe you should get a laptop for your trips and look for local jerk buds in chat rooms.  Good luck and happy jerkin'!

Try jerkin' it with a Trucker,  - M a t t


"hey love the site
what is your favorite position and as i have only just starting having sex with blokes can you recommend any good positions "

My all time favorite is side by side 69. BUT, I have found a new love.  I now like Brendan on his back with me on top of him 69 position; while I suck his wiener and he eats my ***!

Try it sometime! - M a t t


"Hey Bud,
My name is Tristan and I am a straight college student.  I have, though
become interested in jerkin with one or a few of my buds, but have no idea
how to present the subject without freakin them out.  We've never done
anything but hang out together, and I would like to have a "deeper"
relationship with him.  How do you go about finding out if he's interested
without thinking I'm making a move?
Love the site,
                     Tris"

Hey Tristan.  Cool name by the way! It would suck to freak out one of your straight buds.  I have two suggestions.
1- If you really want to jerk with one of these straight buds, then set it up!  Get some straight porn, have it laying around.  Maybe add some beer and a late night with it. And perhaps you two can wank together!
2- Find yourself a discreet bi or gay dude to jerk it with.  This way you will still get your nuts busted and you won't fuck up any friendships!
 
 Let us know what happens! - M a t t
 

"hey i just was wandering well me and my friend are always looking for ways to jo and i wanted to know about the different ways of doing a mutual jo and all the ways to sit and jo and all that in detail thanx."
Stanley
 
Hi Stanley, Brendan and I like to sit dick to dick and stroke them together like one.  A second favorite, would be making out and jerking each other side by side.  Hope these two positions are new to you. Try them out and have fun!

Never jerk it alone, - M a t t


"Hey-
    I was just wondering what is the best way of approaching some guys i know about Mutual masturbation. They r for the most part comfortable looking at porn together. I am not the type to just grab one of them and start jerking. Please offer any help you can."

Well man you are half way there.  You got them watching the porn with you, now we just gotta get them to whip it out.  Maybe during the next flick you can say something like, "mind if I bust a nut real quick?"  Maybe they will follow suit.  If your buds don't get freaked out and need some coaching, perhaps you could say, "your dick this big?"

 
 Good luck!  - M a t t

"Can you help me find a bud here in East Texas?  Thanks for your time and trouble, Goober"
 

"Is there any way you coul hook me up with someone in the East Texas area? I'm a married male who likes a little extra now and then. Any Help would be appreciated, Goober from Nacogdoches"

 

"Sure wish you could help me hook up with another male in East Texas. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks Goober"

Will some Longhorn out there PLEASE jerk off with this dude!?

There ya go Goober, a world-wide shout-out  - M a t t

 "Greetings, sir!
Great site. It has allowed me to, shall we say, "let the cat out of the bag"
I've kept him locked in for too long. Really appreciate it.

Question: webcamming is out of the question. Have you thought about a live
chat area or chatrooms for those who aren't able to webcam? Seems you've got
a fairly good stable of regulars who check in and comment. That might be
"server heavy," but I'm not sure what you've got for server power, so might
as well ask.

Just a suggestion. No complaints with the site!!
Hunter"

Great idea Hunter! We took your idea and made something of it! Check it out! ---> JERKIN' CHAT

Never jerk it alone, - M a t t


"You say no question is out of bounds, right? We'll here's my situation. I have an uncle, Jason, who happens to be 3 months younger than me (we are both 18 and about to graduate high school). My parents split up when I was still a baby and had some other problems so they weren't able to take care of me. My grandparents took me in and raised me with Jason. We've grown up more like brothers than uncle and nephew. We do almost everything together -- we're in the same classes in school, play on the same sports teams, and even share a bedroom.
 
One afternoon after baseball practice when we were 15, we were showering in the locker room with about 5 other teammates. We were sort of messing around and the next thing we knew we were all in a circle jerking off together. That evening Jason asked me what I thought about what had happened. We've always been pretty honest with each other so I admitted that I liked it and that I was turned on by seeing the other boys stroking their hard cocks and cumming all over themselves. He admitted that he was, too, and asked if I wanted to jerk off with him sometime. I did. Eventually we got to the point where we were not only doing it together daily, but we even jacked each other off.
 
As we got older we both came to the realization that we are both gay and we really love each other. We sleep naked in the same bed every night and even at home we take almost all of our showers together. Jason is by far the hottest guy I've ever met. We work out a lot and are both in great shape. In fact last year, a modeling scout once came to one of our swim meets to find someone to model Speedos for a local sporting goods store's catalog. Out of about 100 boys at the meet, we were the two they chose. (Now that he's 18 I'm trying to get him to post some pictures of his sweet ass on your wbesite so you can see what I'm talking about).
 
As we've gotten older, we've tried a few other things. We've given each other a few blow jobs and we sometimes jack off by rubbing our lubed-up cocks between each others ass cheeks, but there's no penetration. There's nothing I want more, though, than to have Jason drive his 8 inch cock up my ass. When he's rubbing his dick between my cheeks I practically beg him to jam it in. He won't do it, though. He says he totally wants to, but he doesn't feel right about it. He's afraid that what we do is already probably incest and going all the way makes it worse. Plus, even though he is younger than me, he feels like since he's my uncle it means that he is somehow taking advantage of me. I say that's not true because it's totally consensual. I also think the fact that we can't reproduce means we don't need to worry about the incest factor.
 
We both love your site. It's actual helped us feel less guilty about being together. Jason agreed to let me ask you what you think. Can you please tell him it's OK to do what we both want so, so bad?"
 

 Thanks for the email. Brendan and I would love to see you two post some pics on the site!  As for your situation,  I say  you only live once. And life should be about having fun. Right? So, I don't think him fucking you (with his hot eight inch cock) will hurt anyone (just your ass maybe). So fuck away!

Lube it up - M a t t

P.S. If you don't want to post those pics you were talking about,  just email them to my personal box....so I can spank the monkey!


"Hi matt not long joined up with the website. Id love to see some pics off your ass and tummy. Your one hot lad!

Cheers,
 
Funky Fizz"

Thanks! Just visit my pages in the bonus section. HERE  Maybe I can get Brendan to take some new pics of me too.

Never jerk it alone, - M a t t (a.k.a. one hot lad)


"i no love, i want to join the rest, ok, i married an American woman, she come to live in England with me, then fucked off with 17, 000 dollars, i lost my house my job my car, but the only good thing that came out of it is i told my family i was gay.
 
thanks for reading matt, i got noting now,,,,,,,,,,,,, take care and thank you
 
LOVE PHIL  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Whoa, nothing like spilling your heartache to the entire world.....sorry dude...

Screw that bitch, - M a t t

"Matt,
    I think I am gay but I don't know if I am or not."

 

Do you like looking at naked guys and/or photos of them?  Perhaps you are bi-sexual....they love EVERYONE
Can't we all just be bi, - M a t t

"Hey Matt!

First off, I gotta say you and Brenden have got some nice cocks. I'd love to see more of them!

Anyways, I've got a suggestion for your site. I love cumming here every night (pun intended), but I always wanted to know how many people cum while viewing those awesome pics! Could you set up some sort of counting system element that could go along with the picture rating system? That'd be awesome!

Thanks!

Joff"

Thanks. Counting system? Well, there is a counter on the page that shows how many guys are viewing each section....

My cock is nicer, (just kidding, Brendan) - M a t t

"I love to show off and watch. Don't want to pay but guys love to watch me. see pix"

    
Thanks for the pics.  If you got more feel free to post in the galleries.  One massive tool dude. - M a t t

"Dear Matt
 
What a wonderful interactive experience I having on your site. Uploading pics I think the guys will make really exciting comments about. Seeing their reactions and cuming back with as good as I've got.
 
Encouraging to say the least... All I can say is thank you :smile: :wink: :tongue:!!!
 
Yours ever"
 
The "Old Tosser 001"

 

He likes us. He really, really likes us..... (blush), - M a t t
 
 

"Hey Brendan
   live in London now. Am sure you prob came here on your travels.
So much to do here, and so many cute dudes.
I so want to visit the States. Am really up 4 takin six months off and traveling the whole country. Would be so cool.
Any hoo take care geezer. Dan xx"

 

Hey Brendan and Danny Boy, this is ASK MATT!!! NOT ASK BRENDAN and I am still jealous about his trip w/o me... Just kidding (not really),  - M a t t 

P.S. Calling Brendan a "geezer" is hilarious!....Thanks for the chuckle.


"Looking for tightknocker -- close-up, w beard.........Tx M "

Umm....okay? Thanks....for the email.

Wondering what a "tightknocker" is..- M a t t


"Greetings Matt and Brendan!

Great site!

I'm a married guy. Seems to be a lot of us on JOBs! Not what one would
expect. Do you two have any thoughts as to why?
Hunter"

I personally think there are lots of married guys out there that like jacking off to all kinds of porn, including our site.

Not surprised by curious married men, - M a t t


 "Hey, Matt!  Whose cock is in the photo next to the "Ask Matt" intro?"

 
 That would be yours truly!   - M a t t

"Are there a lot of younger guys who like older guys, and what are the younger guys looking for in the older guys they want to be with: looks, personality, age, and any other things.
 
Thank you,
Carter"
 Yes.  I do think there are many younger guys you like older men. As for what "they" are looking for.  I would have to guess a sense of security or maybe maturity. (Perhaps they have had bad experiences with dating the same age or younger) Of course, being handsome and looking younger than you exactly are wouldn't hurt either...So eat well, exercise and don't smoke....and you can have all the little twinks you want... . 
 That's my public service announcement for today, - M a t t
P.S. Then again ...there's always the old fashion way.....have a FAT wallet  
"Hey Matt!
    I know you hear it over and over again, but I love the site!
    Just a quick question for you: Do you (or Brendan) use toys? If you do, what do you use?
 
Thanks loads,
 
GWUCkid"

Hey Kid, thanks, I love the site too....TOYS? Well...Brendan does have this little tin robot that winds up and walks around.....OH! and I have a teddy bear that my Grandmother gave me last Christmas...Besides those, that's it.  We are "toy-free".  (for now...)

Never jerk it alone, - M a t t


"Hey dude, love the site. I just signed up for it! Great pics by far. You know, I luv jacking off to videos. I get really hard watching a dick go up an ass or a hot guy giving one hell of a blow jub to his best bud. So my question is, could you possibly host some of your own movies in addition to the movie theater portion, or maybe host a "Member- Made" movie section.
 
Thanks very much
~ Slick
 
P.S. Me and a friend jerked off together recently, it was GREAT! "

Hell Slick. A member-made movie section definitely sounds hot.  Although, I don't think we have any way right now to host something like that.  Brendan is the brains.  I will forward your suggestion to him.....who knows,  maybe it's possible!

 
Wish I had the idea, - M a t t          P.S. Are you and your friend hot? Would love to see some pics!!!

"hey Matt!! I would just like to say i love your website!!! I was also wondering if u could send me a pic of u and Brandon cumming!!! that would be awesome"

Better yet, I will post it on the site!  Keep your eyes peeled for new pics to cum!  Never jerk it alone, - M a t t

"hey matt,

awesome site.  i can't get enough of it!  have you and/or brendan ever been
with a guy who could suck himself?  I'm totally turned on by the idea.  I've
tried but just can't reach ....  if only my cock was 8 inches longer! :)

keep on jackin' bud!
steve"

 
Eight inches longer!?  You want to have a garden hose in your pants!?  But seriously, if we have...we didn't know it.  But, I know Brendan and touch the tip of his.....wink wink  Never jerk it alone, - M a t t

"hey matt i love your site it is fun to cum there!!!
i cum there often i might add!
love all the pics!
love the pics of you and brendan!
anyway
 
got a question for you about cock rings.
do you use them?
i do!   but you know it never seems to hold back my cum.....
i am quite sure that i am using it the right way.
i get hard and put it around the base of my cock and balls and then tighten the hell out of it!
what do you think am i doing it right or do i just have way to much cum to be held back
 
 
thanks
horny cock ring guy looking for an answer!"

 

I have used one before. Only a handful of times though.  I was under the impression that the idea of a cock ring isn't too hold back your cum.  I thought the idea was to keep you harder longer.  Maybe even thicken it up a bit.  The cock ring never held back my cum...although I can be quite the fountain sometimes......
 Never cum alone, - M a t t

"I can't find someone locally who just wants to jack!  Tried a Yahoo group and still nothing.  Any suggestions without a personal ad.
 
Any advice appreciated!
 
Thanks,
Hank"

Brendan and I have found some jerk buds in chat rooms before.  Besides that, maybe an adult theater?  Just don't get in trouble like Pee-Wee!

Never jack it alone, - M a t t


"Hey Guys
 
I just recently came (!!!) across your site.
 
Fkg fantastic!! Keep up the good work.
 
Any guys in Sydney, Australia want to hook up for a wank, let me know.
 
Martin"

mmmmmmmm Australian boys....yummy!   If I find one, I am not sure if I can share.

Always try to jerk it with an Australian, - M a t t


"Matt--
I am a woman and recently saw my boyfriend's ad on craigslist for a "j/o bud"...why is he doing this? He indicates in his ad "just playing", "mutual j/o",  "oral play"...but says no fucking. should I be concerned? Should I say something to him? Is it normal for a 43 yr. old man to do this?

I had no idea that straight men did this.

Please write when you get a chance....Thanks in advance for any advice.

Karen"

 

Sure, it is normal for a curious or bi sexual 43 year old man to do this.  By the way, are you the "Karen" from WILL & GRACE?  If so - you are flippin' hilarious!  Anyway, back to business.  Sounds like your boyfriend is curious or bi sexual.  Do you want to be included in his hunt for a jerk bud?  (That would be hot.)  If not, he's gonna have to bottle up these urges; which may not be a good thing.  Then again you could be hopeful that this is just a "phase".  But, not likely.  Good luck! 

Hope his search doesn't break you two up, - M a t t


"Hi Matt! 
 
I do not have a question to ask you. I am writing about jerkoffbuds.com . I was not able to access your great web site for the past two days. This made me realize how much I enjoy it and how sad I would be if it ceased to exist. I have to tell you how much I love jerkoffbuds.com and how grateful I am that you are keeping it alive. I sincerely have to say you provide me with the hottest pics (and fantasies) I have ever seen. 
 
Thank you so much! 
 
Jeremie" 

 

Brendan apologizes for the technical problems.  Thanks for the compliments! 

- M a t t


"Subject: Great Site
 
Matt,
 
         Not really sure how I came across your site. but I am  soooooooooooooo glad I did. The hottest site I have ever came across. With the hottest guys . The guys that have sent in their pics are better than what I have ever paid $39.99 at any UGAS or CyberNanney.
  I for one when the opportunity arises plan to join so I can JO with much better than what Yahoo has to offer. 
Some would categorize me as a bear but I hate that, rather be the pretend jock or cowboy.
I read what you replied to Jay in San Diego , and if hes' looking  I have an interested in moving o San Diego.
This coming from a guy that has a BF that is the hottest just not where it sometimes count . "SEX" god  I even think about painting the ceiling beige.  
 
Of coarse I could go on... but then I am not checking out your site. "
 
 
Painting the ceiling beige?  I don't get it.
 
Bears, Cowboys and Jocks need love too - M a t t

"hey you think u can send me some full body pics of your self and ur partner completely naked (one with your guys dick hard and the other not!??) plz???"

And for our next trick ladies and gentlemen, Brendan will stand on his head!                                             


"Hi Matt:
 
     Just wanted to let you and Brendan know that I logged into Jerk-N-Chat  this evening and had a blast. It was my first time ever to chat on line. All of your guests made me feel welcome. It took me awhile to learn the navigation; but once having learned the basic skills  things went more smoothly. I can't hardly wait until the next time I log in and chat.  
     MY QUESTION. Next I would love to share images and chat with others using a web-cam. What would be the best type of web-cam to purchase? I don't mean brand name. But, rather one that gives good clear viewable pictures. One that is compatible with all systems without additional electronic add-ons. One that holds up well  and needs little service. One that does not require a large bank role to acquire. Could you give me a hint? I would love to eventually use it at your site, send pictures etc.
 
Rilenger"

Brendan and I have a Veo Mobile Connect Web Camera.  It works well and I am sure it wasn't expensive.  God knows Brendan is a tight ass.

Check out Veo.com - M a t t  (and here is our web cam section: webcam)

"Hi Matt:                                                   
 
     -I spent the entire afternoon browsing through the ask matt questions. Good job Fielding those questions Matt! I'm Curious though, what dates were they posted?
     -Question, how about posting the Ask Matt questions by their months,  November 2005 etc., just a thought.
     -I really like this site guys. Just discovered it. Used some of the hot pictures the other night to Jack-Off, and squirted out a Hugh load. Some of the cum squirted over into the keyboard of my lap top and was running down under the keys. I thought it was ruined for a little while. I wasn't certain how to explain that to the repair Tech. No disclaimer for that huh?
 
Ed"

Ask Matt began a few months after we launched the site.  I would guess around September 2004. We have thought about different ways this page should look, but haven't changed it yet from it's original format.  I am sure in the future it will get a face-lift!

Welcome to jerkoffbuds! - M a t t

Hey Matt
I love this site.  Have a question about cock rings.  I have always wondered about the metal rings,(or the leather and rubber rings also) are they to be worn around the base of the penis or around the penis and balls.  Sorry if this seems silly, but I really don't know.  Do you have any pictures to help show the answer?  Thanks for providing such a great site full of beautiful cocks.
Thanks,
Peckerboy

 
I'm pretty sure the ring is suppose to go around your cock and balls, not the base of the penis.                                    

If I owned a cock ring I would demonstrate.  Maybe Santa will bring me one this year?

Send all gifts to:  PO Box 6303 -- Tallahassee, FL 32314           

P.S.  I have been a good boy this year

 

 


Hey, Matt...

I need serious advice.  My BF and I are both primarily
tops.  We are making it work and really do love each
other.  It's been almost a year together! 

This is my question:  Are there guys out there who can
only cum through anal sex?  It seems like my BF can
only cum if he tops me.  We've tried it all, HJs, BJs,
body rubbing, deep throating...  Nothing seems to work
BUT the butt.  I can cum any way the wind blows.

I don't know what to do.  Right now, I'm getting sick
of the same routine: he gives me a BJ, I cum;  he tops
me, he cums;  I top him and cum again.  Blah, blah,
blah.  We can never have a "quickie" because I always
have to bend over for him to get his rocks off, and
that's not always the most convenient thing to do...
I still beat off every once in a while to stem my
horniness, yet he NEVER masturbates even though he is
perpetually horny too. (I can even suck my own cock if
I wanted, but that's another story)

I've already talked with him about all of this, yet he
is satisfied with what we've been doing.  I know I'm
going to get bored if we're going to be together for
years...  What should I do?  And are there truly guys
out there like that, or is he pulling my chain?

Thanks!
 

Well guy, I am glad I don't have your problem!  I mean, I love quickies....it sucks that you can't enjoy them.  I am sure your guy is great, but personally, I think it is possible to bust a nut without a butt.  I just think he likes your tight ass.  Would love to hear more about you sucking yourself off....

Keep bending over  - M a t t


I consider my self a normal average gay man, but lately I am at a loss.  Can you please explain the following terms or abbreviations that I am seeing to the personals,
 420?
 PnP?
 NSA?
 thanks, I feel a little out of the loop.
 
George
 

Okay Georgey Boy, hope this puts you back in the loop!

420 = Marijuana    PnP = Party and Play   NSA = National Security Agency    (just kidding...it is No Strings Attached)

For the future, check out www.slangsite.com or www.urbandictionary.com


My name is dewain and I just joined the site. First of all i want to say nice cock. I jerk off 2 or 3 times a day. How many times do you jerk off a day. I have a question who can I incress my cum during my jo or sessions or with my bf if you have any suggestions please send me a message   .
 
thanks
dewain
 

Brendan doesn't leave my cock alone much, so it is rare that I jerk off.  But I do believe there are some supplements out there that say they  make your load bigger.  Have you ever seen Peter North in action? God Damn!  Exercise, take vitamins, drink lots of water and get 7 -8 hours of sleep a night.  I am sure if you are healthy your body is producing the most man chowder it can....


can you tell me a bit more about you two? how old you are, how big you are?
etc etc etc
love the site by the way, the how do you jerk it section gets me going every
time mmmmmmm
regards
Paul
Well Mr. Brendan  is 23 and Mr. Matt is 26...Now for sizes...let me first say, these are real measurements, not INTERNET exaggerated sizes.

Brendan is 7.25 inches long (and pretty thick if I may add) and my schlong 7 inches long


hi matt great site love dropping a load every night before i go to bed to your site..
i have a question why don't you make the users e-mails accessible to registered users if we really like there picture swe would like to contact them if the want can u do that make it to where if we want we can show our e-mail to the users so we can write each other?? well hope to hear from you soon and can u send me a pic to my e-mail of you sucking brandan off bet it fucking hottttt......well gotta go
 

If you wanna get contacted then just post your email in a comment in the photo gallery...And for pics of me chowing down on Brendan cock, check out our personal photos in the galleries.

Never jerk it alone, - M a t t


"Hi matt my name is matt as well i was wandering why don't you and Brendan
ever show your faces in your pics we would love to see you guys, i just
found this site a few months ago and i fell in love it is great, keep it
up, no pun intended lol"

 
WELL OKAY, But I hope this doesn't hurt our chances of running for some political office one day...

  

I am on the right, Brendan is on the left.

"I love the website. I really find this website to be a great place to have fun and do it responsibly. Anyhow, I was wondering where you guys live? I am sure my partner  (of 5 years) and I could have loads of fun with the two of you. The new outdoor photos are both incredibly artistic and sensual! Keep up the good work!
 
Your Pal"

Thanks for the compliments!  Our love nest is in the sunshine state!  Where else could you go hiking on Super Bowl Sunday?! (That's when we had our little photo shoot in the woods.)

Never go hiking alone, - M a t t

"got any more pics of you?"
 

Yes Siree!, Check out Brendan and I's bonus galleries!

"Hey Matt -
great site - I love jerkin out a hot load checking out your pics - and
pics of all the hot dudes on your site. I have a water sports fetish -
and would love to see some pics of you and Brendan pissing. Either just
pissing - or even better - pissing on each other. Have you guys ever
tried water sports?"

 

Yeah we have, but when I moved, I sold my jet ski.

Don't pee in the pool, - M a t t

 


"Hello Matt,
I am an older guy and I  enjoy your fuck/suck pics, but do you have any
of older guys....40-50 or 60?"


You know, we don't....ALTHOUGH, Brendan has now decided that we wants to make another Photo gallery, modify MySelfPic.com or even another site to accommodate amateur photos of men in their 40's - 60's!  So keep on checking back...(Sounds like a good Summer project to me!)

YES men over 40 wank it too! - M a t t


"Dear Matt,
 
I really love your site.  You and your bf are two very good looking guys.  I also think it's cool how your site has got room for affection on it as well as the other stuff.
 
Anyway, my question is:  why do you shave your pubic hair?  I think this may be a generational thing, as I am about 20 years older than you guys and my age-group never did that sort of thing.  But I am really turned on by a nice pubic bush, so I always think of it as a little disappointing to see shaving down there.
 
Nevertheless, shaving or no, I am convinced from what I've seen that you & your friend must be nice guys.
 
Endymion"

You are right! We are nice!  About the pube shaving, I think a lot of guys began doing it to make their dicks look bigger.  I think their girlfriends were searching for it and couldn't find it hiding in the "jungle".  Now if you got an Eight incher than who needs shaving!?  But seriously, Brendan and I both think it is cleaner looking too!

Don't make her/him search for it - M a t t


"Hey Matt!   
 
LOVE this site!  I'm here all the time!  I'm hoping you can answer THIS one for me.  I live in Louisville, Kentucky and I've tried looking EVERYWHERE for postings or listings of some masturbation parties or clubs in my area.  Any ideas about how to find them or where I could locate a listing in my area? 
 
Thanks!
Ready2Jack"

Did you try yahoo.com or gay.com?  Or an AOL chat room?


"im str8 but would like to j/o with some friends to see how i compare and how the j/o how would u ask them to j/o"

 

I wouldn't ask anyone to jerk off literally, some straight guys may not be cool with that. But I think you could try to pop in a porno or go on webcam and try to get them to pull it out that way.

"Dudes:
 
Love your site - keep up the great work.
 
I'm assuming you're into intense edging - like four hours.  Man, one time, I released a geyser load that shot half way across my room.  It was so hot I actually jerked off again looking at the spunk on the floor and the sensation from my load.  I'm actually a huge precummer and I'm a little wet right now!
 
What is the furthest you've shot your load (and I don't mean when you were 17!).
 
Cheers,
Andy"

 

I have definitely gone over my own head several times, so I would say 4 ft or so. 
It's fun to be a shooter - M a t t

"Hey Matt,
 
Love your site, it's fantastic. Gives me and my jerk buddy lots of ideas, we're at it all the time now! One thing we'd like to improve on is our loads, we both don't tend to cum huge dollops like you and Brendan do as hey,  and we're always whacking (or sucking) away at each other. I dunno whether there are any foods or vitamins that help, we'd love to porn star each other and cum everywhere, that would be awesome! Keep up the good work on your site dudes, it beats every wank site there is (especially jackinworld which sucks, excuse the pun)
 
From James and Tristan (in the UK)
 
p.s. We're thinking of maybe fucking each other soon, we don't have any dildos, just our fingers and Vaseline, what can we prepare with?"
 

James and Tristan, your loads are as big as you would like probably because you are constantly getting off.  Brendan and I have found that we shoot farther after long sessions of edging up to cum but don't.  Also, there are some supplements out there on the web that claim to help build your loads and make your loads squirt farther but I am skeptical on how reliable they are. 

P.S. Brendan and I don't have any dildos either(yet), but that's okay, take it slow and it will feel awesome....


"dear matt,
i am 19 and would like some guidance and possibly some images helping me to learn how to properly shave my dick and balls. please help me out!
 
bob"

Hey Bobby!  I found some info for you-

 go here: www.wnn.nu/.../ shavingtips/scrotum.html        Keep it smooth - M a t t


"hey Matt..
love the cock!!! got any more pics??"

Yes, just check out the Bonus Galleries!


"Hi,
 
I was browsing the self-pics, and I actually recognized one of my buddies. He's straight (so I thought).....I started off thinking that it was just someone who looks like him. I bought a new sim card for my phone and sent him some messages (what was I supposed to do - hi, saw your pic on a gay website which I accidentally happened across......)
 
Anyway, I just said hello sexy, met you on the net, nice pics.....does your girlfriend know.....etc...etc.....
 
So now I know he's gay, or in some personal turmoil over his sexuality, and I don't know how to help the guy.......At the end of the text conversation, I did say to him that I was a close friend, and if he ever wanted to talk......told him to trust me......and not to send pics of himself in that situation over the net. He doesn't know where I saw the pic. I do know that he didn't post the pic. Don't know if you could find out???
 
It could be some sort of mad coincidence that it's not him, and I tricked him into coming out to me over the text messages....but I don't think so...the pic is him.
 
So