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| Jerkbud 25Smooth writes:
Dear Matt: Love the site and love dropping my load looking at all the hot pics in the galleries. I've posted a bunch from my own collection, and hope your visitors like them. I am curious about you and Brendan though...which one of you is the top, and which one is the bottom?
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| Dear 25Smooth:
Let me begin by thanking you for being the very first Jerkoffbuds.com visitor to use our new Ask Matt! feature. Brendan and I are very excited to be able to interact with the users. Now the fun part: Who's the top and who's the bottom?...well with your inspiration and for your pleasure... we took some photos! Here are two that might be able to help answer your question.
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Here I am the bottom. |
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| Enough said?
Never jerk it alone, M a t t |
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| A jerkbud writes:
"how do i learn to relax my ass so he can fuck me" |
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| Dear jerkbud: | |||||||||||||||||
| Well that's a hard one! (no pun intended) Maybe you should try a different position, especially if his dick isn't straight as an arrow. A different position might ease his wanker right in! Or....stop thinkin' about your tight ass so much, just look up and enjoy the view of the ceiling. (that is, if he doesn't have your face shoved in a pillow) And get fucked like a good little bottom. If all else fails, just find a new guy with a smaller cock! Good luck! | |||||||||||||||||
| Never relax your ass alone,
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P.S. Here is a position your hosts
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| Jerkbud Chuck writes: | |||||||||||||||||
| Hi Matt, Nice website. I hope it remains real people. What's going on with the stories section? When I click on it the area that comes up is blank. Thanks, chuck PS where are you guys located? and what are your ages? |
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| Dear Chuck: | |||||||||||||||||
| You called it! We have been slackin'! Actually...we've been jerkin'! | |||||||||||||||||
| Very soon, we want all of our jerkbuds to be able to share their hot stories with us all. | |||||||||||||||||
| I will tell Brendan to get on the ball and get that section of the site up and running. But....don't let me down! | |||||||||||||||||
| Chuck, you have to promise me that you will be the very first to submit a story! And it better be hot! Got it? Good! | |||||||||||||||||
| Thanks for writing me. | |||||||||||||||||
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| Almost forgot, we are 22 and 25 (still chicken meat) and we live in the sunny state where the mosquito is our state bird. | |||||||||||||||||
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| Our jerkbud, "darrena436" writes: | |||||||||||||||||
| Would you rather give or receive a blowjob? | |||||||||||||||||
| Well, bud that could be a tough one. First let me say, isn't 69 the ideal? I love waking up in the morning with some wood and gettin' side by side with Brendan and goin' to town. Oh geez, I am starting to get horned up....okay....back on track....So if I had to choose, I would say look at that dick on Brendan, who wouldn't want to bob on that as much as possible? I have to say, my bud has grown a nice third leg. SO, Final answer: Give. | |||||||||||||||||
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| Hi Brad, I like your question, 'cause I have a good story to share. Brendan and I went to visit my cousin this last summer. One afternoon he and I went down to some nature trails at a local nature preserve. Before we knew it we were miles from anyone. It was just like out of a porno. Brendan and I started talking about how horny we were, and before we knew it, we were gettin' all natural with Mother Nature! Besides that, we have kept it in our pants. But I am sure we'll have some more stories in the future as time goes by. (Brendan and I are horn-dogs) | |||||||||||||||||
| Never jerk it alone in public - M a t t | |||||||||||||||||
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Dan writes: |
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| "at what age
did you know you liked cocks? and at what age did you first jo with a bud? my answer is 10 and 12 dan here i thought everyone did lol" |
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| Hey Dan the man! How's it hangin'?
Low I hope....anyway, I honestly can't recall when I realized I played for
the "other team". But, I do remember when I became a "bat-boy" for the
other team! It was 7th grade. My buddy kept asking me to play strip poker
with him. The first couple of times he approached me with this idea, I
refused. Thinking to myself that playing strip poker with another dude was
totally gay. So, to make a long story somewhat short, he kept nagging
me and I finally gave in. I let curiosity get the best of me I suppose. I
think what made it okay for me is that he told me, "me and my cousin play
this all the time." Which I don't think was ever true. Okay, so then came
the rules of his game. Whoever "lost"...there would be a penalty. Well
Dan, I bet you can guess what the penalty was! Suckin' the dick! I don't
even now who lost that first game of poker. I assure you though, there were
MANY more hands of poker in our future. I remember being a horny little
teen and calling him up and saying, 'Hey...wanna come play cards?" (That
was our little secret way of saying, come jerk it with me) The answer to
your question is 7th grade. Oh! forgot to mention why I enjoyed the hand of
strip poker so much. I was in the 7th grade, but he was in the 6th. So
let's just say, yours truly had a year of growth on him....
Take it easy dudes- |
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| Never jerk it without playing a good hand of "go-fish" first! - M a t t | |||||||||||||||||
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Dan writes,
Hi Matt
"Your site is great, hope you keep it that way, I have 2 questions, one
is that my boyfriend is more top than bottom, he says that when I fuck
him, it hurts too much (my dick is not that big), what can I do to easy
this pain, we have tried several positions, and the second question is
that I am 26, latin (Colombian) and wants to be with another men at least
once, I've been with my bf for 4 yrs and never heated on him, what should
I do?
Thank you Matt
Dan
PD: I LOVE YOUR PICS)"
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| How 'bout a booty call with a 3rd guy? There are single guys out there that would love to hook up with a couple for a quick romp in the bed! Then maybe the "third" can be a bottom for you! That way you get the best of both worlds; you get a piece of ass, and you get the opportunity to "be" with another dude! Good luck! And before you top that random guy, strap one on your johnson first! | |||||||||||||||||
| Never jerk it alone - M a t t | |||||||||||||||||
| P.S. I thought all 26 year old
Colombians were hung like horses!? Oh well, you Latin guys are still hot!
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| "How come we never see your
faces in the pictures?...ive seen like mouths and u guys look hot!! i wanna see some face! hehe" nick |
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| Well Mister Nick, it's quite simple...We don't wanna have to start giving our autographs! | |||||||||||||||||
| Never jerk it alone! x Matt | |||||||||||||||||
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| "eric here. i am now 18 years old and new at the gay thing. I have been trying to find someone to find somebody to show me the ropes but there are few ppl around me. I couldn't care any less about who this guy or guys are as long as there cock is big enough. But anyways i live in burleson, Texas. It's south of fort worth and if you can hook me up with somebody let me know soon. " | |||||||||||||||||
| Eric here is a S.Q.I.T. Is there anyone out there that can help this guy out? I bet there are some Texan "long horns" out there for him! Hey Eric, try our site's personal or website section....You won't have a hard time finding someone to show you the ropes! Good luck bud! | |||||||||||||||||
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| Q = queen Don't jerk your 18 year old cock alone - M a t t | |||||||||||||||||
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| Jerkbud Brian writes: | |||||||||||||||||
| Hi Matt, How can I find a way to
talk to my boyfriend and I into a threesome. I'm horny all the time and he's not all the time. I find myself thinking about other guys every minute of every day. I still want to be with him but, I am a horn dog 24hrs and he's not. Should I just fill out my sexual dreams without him knowing about it. help in san diego. thanks. brian |
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| Hello Mr. San Diego, it sucks that both of your sexual drives aren't at the same speed. Don't try to make your boy do something he doesn't want to. Before I met Brendan, I was in the same boat! So, instead of cheating on my EX, I jerked it on WebCam all the time! When you jerk on webcam it's the best of both worlds....you get your rocks off but you aren't straying from your relationship. GOOD LUCK and HAPPY JERKING, | |||||||||||||||||
| Only jerk it in front of a camera - M a t t | |||||||||||||||||
| P.S. Brendan and I have a WebCam section! ( http://www.jerkoffbuds.com/webcams/webcams.htm ) | |||||||||||||||||
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Hey
Matt I was just wondering, since you have a wonderful great site, are there any pics and/or links to boys with small dicks? The huge dicks are nice but not all of us are overly hung. I would like to see some guys (not OLD men) with small dicks. Thanks. |
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| Jon, I hate to tell you this, but our members are the ones that put the photos into the galleries! So everyone reading this, add some small dicks to the galleries for Jon! There you go Jon, wish granted. You only have two more, be careful what you wish for! | |||||||||||||||||
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Greg writes:
Hey, Im Greg. 21 year old in Minneapolis Minnesota. I was just
wondering where you guys live if u say the state bird is a mosquito . cuz
id have to say our in Minnesota. Thanks Greg
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| Hey Greg, how's it hanging in Minneapolis? Never been to Minnesota and don't plan on visiting anytime soon; Florida has enough bugs for me! Don't mosquitoes suck?! They get in the way when you are trying to go skinny dipping, suck Brendan off on the side of the road at night, jerk off with some random guy in bushes.....etc, etc.... | |||||||||||||||||
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Matt:
I
came across Jerkoffbuds and adore it.
I
have a problem about which I would like your advice and suggestions.
I am
an older guy at 60, married but undoubtedly bisexual. About a year ago, I
meet a younger guy about 31 from Romania who worked at my club. We hit it
off and became friends, so after he left the club we stayed in contract.
I am literally fascinated to distraction with him and on one occasion he
accompanied me on a trip out of town where we shared a room. Though I got
a better look at his body, nothing happened. I made not moves on him for
many reasons, the main one being he was completely in my control as far as
getting home was concerned and I did not want him to fell trapped if a
move did not work out.
Over
the summer while he was attending a community college, I invited him over
to swim which he enjoyed a lot. When we would change after swimming, I
would yearn to get a peek at his cock, but he always turn his back or
change where I could not get a look.
On
the last swim of the summer, I brought a joint to the pool. He without
hesitation joined me in a few tokes. It had the desired effect because
when we went to the cabana to change, a few inhibitions faded away. I
stripped off my suit first to let my goodies showing and he did the same.
Well, I got a quick look at the most glorious cock and balls.
Fantastic low hangers and a beautiful long even soft uncut cock. I am now
even more in love with the thought of having sex on any level with this
guy. I would willing jerk off with him, suck him dry or whatever he
wanted or would let me do to give him pleasure. If he were to let me top
him, I would figure it was time to die since there would be nothing
greater to experience in my lifetime.
He
has some aspects of his conduct which suggest he is gay, or bisexual, but
in various conversations he has stated he is not gay.
My
question on which I need all the help I can get is how does a guy go about
seducing another guy whether he is straight or not. I am so afraid if he
were not willing or it was not done right I would lose a great friendship
if it doesn't work out. If it worked out, I would be the happiest guy in
town, but if not I would hate to lose him as a friend. I would rather
pine away for him than lose his company.
Help! I am dying here.
If
you could reply with a private answer to my email address
gliving432@aol.com it would be great. I do not mind however if you
want to post this message and any advice which others may care to send me
would be great.
Jay
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| Hi Jay. Glad you like the site.
Trying to get with a "bi", "straight" or even "curious" bud is REALLY
tricky! You wanna get up and personal with his member, but don't wanna
screw up the friendship. I have a personal experience I can share with you,
that may help (or confuse you more). I worked with a hot guy who is either
bi or curious, to this day I am not sure which he is. After being his
friend for quite sometime, I finally felt comfortable enough to let him know
that I was gay. He didn't freak out, and our friendship continued. After a
bit, I began flirting with him to see how he would take it. It went well, I
mean I think he was flattered. It definitely peaked his interest. Because
one afternoon at his mom's house, we were home alone and after using the
restroom, he came out with an obvious bulge in his jeans. So, I took it
upon myself and grab it and pull it out. He really liked it. Actually
ended up fucking my mouth and moaning my name...It was hot! But I guess I
was lucky! If you decide to mention any "hanky panky" between the two of
you, you have to be sneaky enough where you can play it off as a joke if he
doesn't respond how you would like. Be careful! Don't screw up that
friendship....but on the other hand you only live once! If nothing happens,
at least you have that mental picture of his cock and balls in your "SPANK
BANK"! Good luck bud.
Always try to jerk it with a Str8 boy - M a t t |
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Matt, Gr8 site just registered today. I have a gf but have always thought about jerkin with a bud - never done anything about it yet. I go the UT Austin and last summer almost jod with a bud but didnt go through with it. Your site is gr8 for JO and hope it gets me jackin with a bud soon. Thanks, Beck |
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| Hey Beck! Hope you get the chance to jerk off with a bud soon! Trust me, it's fun! | |||||||||||||||||
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| P.S. Have some straight porn playing while you guys jerk it. That makes it even hotter! | |||||||||||||||||
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I assume that hot rocket is yours...very nice Matt...Andy
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| Andy, that "rocket" is mine...wanna take a ride to Uranus?! | |||||||||||||||||
| Never ride alone, -
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| I am 34, straight with a GF.
Just a few months ago I jerked off with a close friend of mine as we were watching some porn, I found it a bit of a turn on. I want to do it again and would also like maybe jerk each other. How do you think I can go about this? Thanks -- Keith |
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| What's up with all these straight
boys wanting to jerk off with their buds?! Do I live in the wrong city?!
Keith, this is hot! Go ahead and initiate the jerk session the same way
(obviously it worked) but maybe in the heat of the moment you can say
something like, "Have you ever touched another dude?" or "Would you let
another guy jack you?" Good luck. Then the next step would be to take
pictures and send them to me.....
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| "I love your site. There is nothing so erotic in play as jerkin with another guy. It's very primitive, yet close. Keep it up. LOL. Would love to see a section devoted to guys writing about how they get themselves off the best. We all have different techniques. How about starting that?" | |||||||||||||||||
| Hey guy, Brendan and I think you are a freakin' genius! We like your idea. I want to start a "How do you jerk it?" section! Look for it in the future. Thanks! Never jerk it alone, - M a t t | |||||||||||||||||
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"HaY! MAtt!
I love ur site... Im Zack and i kinda have
trouble fucking my "partner". I have to do alot of work bc i can come and
after a while it starts to get painful and i love ass-fucking but
sometimes its just like OW bc i have to do it so long my "partner" loves
it and i do too... to a certain extent. Is there n e thing i can do to
make it not hurt so bad?"
Hi Zack, Do you use lube? Perhaps some lubrication would help. Besides that I don't think a dick reduction is a possibility. |
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| Lube up your partners hole and go to town! Good luck! | |||||||||||||||||
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"Dear Matt:
Today was my first time at your site and found the ask Matt
page very interesting. Here is my question. I have a very small penis and
a lot of people tell me it would look bigger if I shave everything off but
at the same time it would itch like a mother. Do you shave and if so does
it itch like every one says? Thank you again for this service."
I do agree with your friends and think your schlong will appear larger with less hair covering it up! Remember you don't have to shave it all completely off! Just shorten it! Brendan gave us his two cents, (as if we care...just kidding) "I use a beard trimmer, closest setting, and get no itch......but shave the balls (some itching, but not too terrible)." |
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| "Hi, Love the site. Any advice for organising my first circle-jerk? Thanks." | |||||||||||||||||
| I do like the idea! Brendan and I haven't been in one yet (sorry to say), but I am sure it may be easier to get a group of horny guys together if you did it with a pal. Hopefully you have a jerk or fuck buddy that likes this idea; that way instead of having one little black book to go thru, you will have two. I would also assume you will get more guys if you ask them to join the circle when they are horny. So I would look for guys in the moment, in chat rooms! Good luck! Wish I was getting an invite. Let me know how it goes. Maybe it will go so well you can tell the story in our STORIES section! | |||||||||||||||||
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"Hi Matt,
What a great site. Thanks for putting it out there.
I jerk daily and sometimes 2 or 3 times a day. I'm in my mid 30's.
Problem is that I'm in a long term relationship (17 years so far) and I
really prefer getting off by jerking more than I do with regular sex. I
love to be able to control things and can cum a huge, mind-blowing load by
the end of a session. Partner is kinda uptight about this as he prefers
I'd ejaculate in his mouth. Also, he gives terrible blow jobs.
Another issue: My mom came home from work early one summer day when I
was 15. Unfortunately (or some may say fortunately) I decided to do my
jerking on the living room couch that day and was lying there in just a
pair of black socks when my mom walked in on me. I had left all my other
clothes upstairs in my bedroom. I had nowhere to hide and nothing to
throw over me. I almost started to cry I was so upset. Mom though,
apologized for walking in on me and actually sat down in a chair next to
the couch and said that she understood what I was doing and that she knew
boys and men need to do that especially at my age. Then she said I should
do it too when I felt like it. This all was said while I'm sitting on the
far end of the couch still half erect. (No- she was not staring at my
cock).
A couple days later I came home from school and on my dresser was a
tube of jerk off lubricant and a couple of my dad's titty mags. I was
kind of horrified yet turned on and went right to work on my boner with
the lube. I couldn't believe how much better it felt and I had the
biggest orgasm ever. My dad asked me that night if I liked my gift.
I still often think back to that day I got caught jerking. Is it sick
to have my mother in my fantasies while I'm going at it? I don't want her
(never did). The thought of seeing her naked appals me. Just the fact
that she sat down by me that day while I was still naked and hard turns me
on. I almost always still like to wear a pair of black socks when I'm
jerking or having sex. I think because it's reminicent of that day.
Speaking of socks and sex, I read how to make a wonderful masturbation
device by folding the top over and over on a tight sock. You insert a
condom and stretch it around the outsides. With some lube in the condom
it makes for a great, tight feel when you're fucking it. You can skip the
condom and lube to and it still feels great on your cock.
Take care
Danno"
Hey Danno, glad you like our site! So do we! Don't worry...even if your partner can't get your rocks off the way you'd like, you can keep jerking it at our site! As long as your site is popular... we'll keep it going! |
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| P.S. -Thanks for the "HOW TO" in making our own masturbation device. Sounds like you could be the Martha Stewart of sex toys! That would be a great submission for a section we wanna make, "HOW DO YOU JERK IT?". | |||||||||||||||||
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"Hiya Hotcock:
I really enjoy the "jerkoffbud" site
but wonder if there is any chance that you can do feature on "older guys"?
We are 75 and 80 and still enjoy sex,
especially with a 3rd. We don't get much action but have had some very
satisfactory interludes.
Our most recent was a guy who claimed
to be 32 but I think was younger. We don't ask questions if the person is
obviously over 18.
While jerking can be satisfying
nothing beats a mouth and a close second would be a clean ass.
Anyway, keep up the good work of
posting.
Kisses,
Don"
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| Hotcock! Hotcock? Who the hell is Hotcock? This is Matt! If I find this Hotcock guy, I am gonna kick his ass! | |||||||||||||||||
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"hey matt,
i was just wondering if you could send me a pic of u entirely naked.
that would be nice for my friend pat and i.
thanks,
kent"
Hey Kent, haven't check our bonus galleries? Brendan and I have lots of self photos in there! Check it out, it will be fun! I promise. Never jerk it alone, - M a t t |
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"Matt & Brenden,
Love your site,
and hope you will keep it going for a long time. I submitted a story
about my best solo session a while ago, and Brenden mentioned in his
acknowledging email that you guys would keep the site going as long as you
could afford it. I for one, wouldn't mind paying to view your site, and I
bet tons of other guys would pay as well. I'm sure you have a lot of
support out here if you want it.
Second subject:
How about a "Cum
Lovers" gallery? I love seeing pictures of gushing cocks, and have
collected quite a few pictures of my own. I'm sure there are lots of cum
shots out there to be posted, and I would love it if you guys had a
gallery dedicated to those kinds of pictures. Just a thought.
Keep up the great
work. It's a great place to come and cum.
Old Jim"
Hey Old Jim! How's it hangin? You are right, a "Cum lovers" gallery would be fun. I will pass the idea by the "boss". And see what he thinks. I think it will go over well cause the "boss" really likes my cum! wink wink |
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"Love the site - Can't get enough of it - visit it often for a quick
jerk.
Questions -
So have you two ever traded piss?
If so, did you like it?
Can piss be bad for you?
I like visiting men's rooms, finding urinals filled with piss and rub
it all over my cock and balls and then stand there and jack off in the
men's room. Wish I could find someone to do it with me!
thanks again - great photos!"
Glad you like the site. No. And have you ever considered a job as a janitor? |
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"Matt. Can I see your arm pits ,and a waist down shot ? Thanx a lot ! "
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"Hi Matt,
It's 12:04pm, and i have already jerked off three time's. I will
be leaving for work, and i know i will stop at a few places and jerk off.
i did it in the back seat of the bus last night, with my cock under my
coat. I also have jerked off as i walked through a park. I am happy, but
I must admit that my penis is chaffed. i use lots of liquid KY now, bring
it with me always.
I will do doubt jerk off now, because i am hard again just writing
this. If i am hurting no one, and I watch out not to be caught. Can this
be harmful? i like sex, but have much better and bigger orgasms when i
jerk off.
Yours, ken"
Jerking Ken, what's up?...Oh...Guess that was a stupid question. From your e-mail we ALL know what is up! LOL. Well dude, it sounds like you like to jerk off a lot; but I would have to recommend only spanking your monkey in the privacy of your home. Wouldn't it suck to get in trouble for spanking it in public and get thrown in a cell with "Bubba" whom you wouldn't want to spank it with? On second thought, maybe you would like spanking it with Bubba. Good luck! Never jerk it with Bubba, - M a t t |
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"I am straight guy who loves watching straight porn. However I have
enjoyed watching and reading about other guys masturbating. I like to
learn about how others do it. Is that normal?"
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seriously, sounds like you my just be a really sexual person. I think that
is great. We need more people like you!
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"Hey Matt!
I just got my first boyfriend a few days into college. I feel so lucky
because we are in love now and are ready to start fucking (we took it
slow). Now that we want to "go there" I would like to know if you had any
tips on etiquette such as cleanliness (how to) and positions for first
timers, etc. I'm sure this is an easy question to answer but I just
thought I would leave that up to you.
Thanks, Chris"
Ahh...College love! Isn't it fun! Well Mr. Chris, step one: Get some lube. And no, not your spit! Go to your local drugstore and buy some lube and rubbers you cheap ass! Actually, make that step two. Step one should be two HIV screenings. Ok, now that we know we are all clean, how do we keep "going there" clean? Well, honestly I wish I knew the answer. Maybe, one of our users will help us out here, and drop me some suggestions. If anyone does, I will post for you! If I knew how to keep "going there" cleaner, I think your friend Matt here, might get some pounding more often and give some pounding more often. (wink wink) Next... positions: I enjoy missionary the best, but if I am the "catcher" being on top is most comfortable for me. Brendan, on the other hand likes me on all fours. I suggest play around with it. Be adventurous! For instance, Brendan once fucked me in the shower up in the air against the wall. Damn, that was hot!.....Have fun! Never "go there" alone, - M a t t "Hey im an 18 year old from Toronto and i was wondering do you like Hello our Canadian friend, Brendan and I do participate in both activities with each other. But don't tell anyone! Never jerk it alone, - M a t t |
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"bro
just got on your site
i live in studio city los angeles.
name is todd 6'6", built blond, 230, 32, packin in my jockeys
i really dig jackin, man to man and thought i would go on your site,
post some pix, and see if i could get a circle jerk, i dig showing off in
my jockeys, pulling it out, having some brews with buds and just jackin
off, showing off and tag teaming this pussy toy. show buds how i fuck!
is there a way to get a group for a jerk off on this site?
here are some pix of me
later
todd a.k.a. bvdman on your site"
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"Love your new site Matt as I am a guy who really likes to jackoff. I jerk off very often, sometimes up to two times a day. Have been told that my 8" uncut cock looks good, it sure does to me anyway. I have jerked off with others before, but its been quite sometime. My job involves driving trucks over the road, so finding guys to jerk or suck with is not easy. Any ideas? please e mail me a reply. thanks Steve" |
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| Twice a day! You are just an
amateur! Brendan likes to do it about 4 times a day! Anyway...maybe you
should get a laptop for your trips and look for local jerk buds in chat
rooms. Good luck and happy jerkin'!
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"hey love the site
what is your favorite position and as i have only just starting having
sex with blokes can you recommend any good positions "
My all time favorite is side by side 69. BUT, I have found a new love. I now like Brendan on his back with me on top of him 69 position; while I suck his wiener and he eats my ***! Try it sometime! - M a t t |
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"hey i just was wandering well me and my friend are always looking for
ways to jo and i wanted to know about the different ways of doing a mutual
jo and all the ways to sit and jo and all that in detail thanx."
Stanley
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sit dick to dick and stroke them together like one. A second favorite,
would be making out and jerking each other side by side. Hope these two
positions are new to you. Try them out and have fun!
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"Hey-
I was just wondering what is the best way of approaching some guys
i know about Mutual masturbation. They r for the most part comfortable
looking at porn together. I am not the type to just grab one of them and
start jerking. Please offer any help you can."
Well man you are half way there. You got them watching the porn with you, now we just gotta get them to whip it out. Maybe during the next flick you can say something like, "mind if I bust a nut real quick?" Maybe they will follow suit. If your buds don't get freaked out and need some coaching, perhaps you could say, "your dick this big?" |
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"Can you help me find a bud here in East
Texas? Thanks for your time and trouble, Goober"
"Is there any way you coul hook me up with someone in the East Texas area? I'm a married male who likes a little extra now and then. Any Help would be appreciated, Goober from Nacogdoches" "Sure wish you could help me hook up with another male in East Texas. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks Goober" Will some Longhorn out there PLEASE jerk off with this dude!? |
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JERKIN' CHAT
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"You say no question is out of bounds, right? We'll here's my
situation. I have an uncle, Jason, who happens to be 3 months younger than
me (we are both 18 and about to graduate high school). My parents split up
when I was still a baby and had some other problems so they weren't able
to take care of me. My grandparents took me in and raised me with Jason.
We've grown up more like brothers than uncle and nephew. We do almost
everything together -- we're in the same classes in school, play on the
same sports teams, and even share a bedroom.
One afternoon after baseball practice when we were 15, we were
showering in the locker room with about 5 other teammates. We were sort of
messing around and the next thing we knew we were all in a circle jerking
off together. That evening Jason asked me what I thought about what had
happened. We've always been pretty honest with each other so I admitted
that I liked it and that I was turned on by seeing the other boys stroking
their hard cocks and cumming all over themselves. He admitted that he was,
too, and asked if I wanted to jerk off with him sometime. I did.
Eventually we got to the point where we were not only doing it together
daily, but we even jacked each other off.
As we got older we both came to the realization that we are both gay
and we really love each other. We sleep naked in the same bed every night
and even at home we take almost all of our showers together. Jason is by
far the hottest guy I've ever met. We work out a lot and are both in great
shape. In fact last year, a modeling scout once came to one of our swim
meets to find someone to model Speedos for a local sporting goods store's
catalog. Out of about 100 boys at the meet, we were the two they chose.
(Now that he's 18 I'm trying to get him to post some pictures of his sweet
ass on your wbesite so you can see what I'm talking about).
As we've gotten older, we've tried a few other things. We've given each
other a few blow jobs and we sometimes jack off by rubbing our lubed-up
cocks between each others ass cheeks, but there's no penetration. There's
nothing I want more, though, than to have Jason drive his 8 inch cock up
my ass. When he's rubbing his dick between my cheeks I practically beg him
to jam it in. He won't do it, though. He says he totally wants to, but he
doesn't feel right about it. He's afraid that what we do is already
probably incest and going all the way makes it worse. Plus, even though he
is younger than me, he feels like since he's my uncle it means that he is
somehow taking advantage of me. I say that's not true because it's totally
consensual. I also think the fact that we can't reproduce means we don't
need to worry about the incest factor.
We both love your site. It's actual helped us feel less guilty about
being together. Jason agreed to let me ask you what you think. Can you
please tell him it's OK to do what we both want so, so bad?"
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Thanks for the email. Brendan and I would love to see you two post some pics on the site! As for your situation, I say you only live once. And life should be about having fun. Right? So, I don't think him fucking you (with his hot eight inch cock) will hurt anyone (just your ass maybe). So fuck away! Lube it up - M a t t P.S. If you don't want to post those pics you were talking about, just
email them to my personal box....so I can spank the monkey!
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"Hi matt
not long joined up with the website. Id love to see some pics off your ass
and tummy. Your one hot lad!
Cheers,
Funky
Fizz"
Thanks! Just visit my pages in the bonus section. HERE Maybe I can get Brendan to take some new pics of me too. Never jerk it alone, - M a t t (a.k.a. one hot lad) |
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"i no love, i want to join the rest, ok, i married an American woman,
she come to live in England with me, then fucked off with 17, 000 dollars,
i lost my house my job my car, but the only good thing that came out of it
is i told my family i was gay.
thanks for reading matt, i got noting now,,,,,,,,,,,,, take care and
thank you
LOVE PHIL xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
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"Matt,
I think I am gay but I don't know if I am or not."
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"Hey Matt!
First off, I gotta say you and Brenden have got some nice cocks. I'd love to see more of them! Anyways, I've got a suggestion for your site. I love cumming here every night (pun intended), but I always wanted to know how many people cum while viewing those awesome pics! Could you set up some sort of counting system element that could go along with the picture rating system? That'd be awesome! Thanks! Joff" Thanks. Counting system? Well, there is a counter on the page that shows how many guys are viewing each section.... |
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"Dear Matt
What a wonderful interactive experience I having on your site.
Uploading pics I think the guys will make really exciting comments about.
Seeing their reactions and cuming back with as good as I've got.
Encouraging to say the least... All I can say is thank you :smile:
:wink: :tongue:!!!
Yours ever"
The "Old Tosser 001"
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"Hey Brendan
live in London now. Am sure you prob came here on your travels.
So much to do here, and so many cute dudes.
I so want to visit the States. Am really up 4 takin six months off and
traveling the whole country. Would be so cool.
Any hoo take care geezer. Dan xx"
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ASK MATT!!! NOT ASK BRENDAN and I am still jealous about his
trip w/o me...
Just kidding (not really),
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M a t t
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"Looking for tightknocker -- close-up, w beard.........Tx M "
Umm....okay?
Wondering what a "tightknocker" is..- M a t t |
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of married guys out there that like jacking off to all kinds of porn,
including our site.
Not surprised by curious married men, - M a t t |
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"Hey, Matt! Whose cock is in the photo next to the "Ask Matt" intro?" |
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"Are there a lot of younger guys who like older guys, and what are the
younger guys looking for in the older guys they want to be with: looks,
personality, age, and any other things.
Thank you,
Carter"
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P.S. Then again ...there's always
the old fashion way.....have a FAT wallet
"Hey Matt!
I know you hear it over and over again,
but I love the site!
Just a quick question for you: Do you
(or Brendan) use toys? If you do, what do you use?
Thanks loads,
GWUCkid"
Hey Kid, thanks, I love the site too....TOYS? Well...Brendan does have this little tin robot that winds up and walks around.....OH! and I have a teddy bear that my Grandmother gave me last Christmas...Besides those, that's it. We are "toy-free". (for now...) Never jerk it alone, - M a t t |
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"Hey dude, love the site. I just signed up for it! Great pics by far.
You know, I luv jacking off to videos. I get really hard watching a dick
go up an ass or a hot guy giving one hell of a blow jub to his best bud.
So my question is, could you possibly host some of your own movies in
addition to the movie theater portion, or maybe host a "Member- Made"
movie section.
Thanks very much
~ Slick
P.S. Me and a friend jerked off together recently, it was GREAT!
 "Hell Slick. A member-made movie section definitely sounds hot. Although, I don't think we have any way right now to host something like that. Brendan is the brains. I will forward your suggestion to him.....who knows, maybe it's possible! |
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"hey Matt!! I would just like to say i love your website!!! I was also wondering if u could send me a pic of u and Brandon cumming!!! that would be awesome" |
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"hey matt i love your site it is fun to cum there!!!
i cum there often i might add!
love all the pics!
love the pics of you and brendan!
anyway
got a question for you about cock rings.
do you use them?
i do! but you know it never seems to hold back my cum.....
i am quite sure that i am using it the right way.
i get hard and put it around the base of my cock and balls and then
tighten the hell out of it!
what do you think am i doing it right or do i just have way to much cum
to be held back
thanks
horny cock ring guy looking for an answer!"
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"I can't find someone locally who just
wants to jack! Tried a Yahoo group and still nothing. Any suggestions
without a personal ad.
Any advice appreciated!
Thanks,
Hank"
Brendan and I have found some jerk buds in chat rooms before. Besides that, maybe an adult theater? Just don't get in trouble like Pee-Wee!
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"Hey Guys
I just recently came (!!!) across your
site.
Fkg fantastic!! Keep up the good work.
Any guys in Sydney, Australia want to hook
up for a wank, let me know.
Martin"
mmmmmmmm Australian boys....yummy! If I find one, I am not sure if I can share. Always try to jerk it with an Australian, - M a t t |
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Sure, it is normal for a curious or bi sexual 43 year old man to do this. By the way, are you the "Karen" from WILL & GRACE? If so - you are flippin' hilarious! Anyway, back to business. Sounds like your boyfriend is curious or bi sexual. Do you want to be included in his hunt for a jerk bud? (That would be hot.) If not, he's gonna have to bottle up these urges; which may not be a good thing. Then again you could be hopeful that this is just a "phase". But, not likely. Good luck! Hope his search doesn't break you two up, - M a t t |
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"Subject: Great Site
Matt,
Not really sure how I came across your site. but I am
soooooooooooooo glad I did. The hottest site I have ever came
across. With the hottest guys . The guys that have sent in their
pics are better than what I have ever paid $39.99 at any UGAS or
CyberNanney.
I for one when the opportunity arises plan to join so I can JO
with much better than what Yahoo has to offer.
Some would categorize me as a bear but I hate that, rather be the
pretend jock or cowboy.
I read what you replied to Jay in San Diego , and if hes'
looking I have an interested in moving o San Diego.
This coming from a guy that has a BF that is the hottest just not
where it sometimes count . "SEX" god I even think about painting
the ceiling beige.
Of coarse I could go on... but then I am not checking out your
site. "
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"hey you think u can send me some full body pics of your self and ur
partner completely naked (one with your guys dick hard and the other
not!??) plz???"
And for our next trick ladies and gentlemen, Brendan will stand on his
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"Hi Matt:
Just wanted to let you and Brendan know that I logged into
Jerk-N-Chat this evening and had a blast. It was my first time ever to
chat on line. All of your guests made me feel welcome. It took me awhile
to learn the navigation; but once having learned the basic skills
things went more smoothly. I can't hardly wait until the next time I
log in and chat.
MY QUESTION. Next I would love to share images and chat with
others using a web-cam. What would be the best type of web-cam to
purchase? I don't mean brand name. But, rather one that gives good clear
viewable pictures. One that is compatible with all systems without
additional electronic add-ons. One that holds up well and needs little
service. One that does not require a large bank role to acquire. Could
you give me a hint? I would love to eventually use it at your site, send
pictures etc.
Rilenger"
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"Hi Matt:
-I spent the entire afternoon browsing through the ask matt
questions. Good job Fielding those questions Matt! I'm Curious though,
what dates were they posted?
-Question, how about posting the Ask Matt questions by their
months, November 2005 etc., just a thought.
-I really like this site guys. Just discovered it. Used some of
the hot pictures the other night to Jack-Off, and squirted out a Hugh
load. Some of the cum squirted over into the keyboard of my lap top and
was running down under the keys. I thought it was ruined for a little
while. I wasn't certain how to explain that to the repair Tech. No
disclaimer for that huh?
Ed"
Ask Matt began a few months after we launched the site. I would guess around September 2004. We have thought about different ways this page should look, but haven't changed it yet from it's original format. I am sure in the future it will get a face-lift! |
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your cock and balls, not the base of the
penis.
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Well guy, I am glad I don't have your problem! I mean, I love quickies....it sucks that you can't enjoy them. I am sure your guy is great, but personally, I think it is possible to bust a nut without a butt. I just think he likes your tight ass. Would love to hear more about you sucking yourself off.... Keep bending over - M a t t |
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I consider my self a normal average gay man, but lately I am at a
loss. Can you please explain the following terms or abbreviations that I
am seeing to the personals,
420?
PnP?
NSA?
thanks, I feel a little out of the loop.
George
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Okay Georgey Boy, hope this puts you back in the loop! 420 = Marijuana PnP = Party and Play NSA = National Security Agency (just kidding...it is No Strings Attached) For the future, check out www.slangsite.com or www.urbandictionary.com |
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My name is dewain and I just joined the site. First of all i want to
say nice cock. I jerk off 2 or 3 times a day. How many times do you jerk
off a day. I have a question who can I incress my cum during my jo or
sessions or with my bf if you have any suggestions please send me a
message .
thanks
dewain
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Brendan doesn't leave my cock alone much, so it is rare that I jerk off. But I do believe there are some supplements out there that say they make your load bigger. Have you ever seen Peter North in action? God Damn! Exercise, take vitamins, drink lots of water and get 7 -8 hours of sleep a night. I am sure if you are healthy your body is producing the most man chowder it can.... |
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| Well Mr. Brendan is 23 and Mr. Matt
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hi matt great site love dropping a load every night before i go to bed
to your site..
i have a question why don't you make the users e-mails accessible to
registered users if we really like there picture swe would like to contact
them if the want can u do that make it to where if we want we can show our
e-mail to the users so we can write each other?? well hope to hear from
you soon and can u send me a pic to my e-mail of you sucking brandan off
bet it fucking hottttt......well gotta go
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| "Hi matt my name is matt as well
i was wandering why don't you and Brendan ever show your faces in your pics we would love to see you guys, i just found this site a few months ago and i fell in love it is great, keep it up, no pun intended lol" |
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"I love the website. I really find this website to be a great place
to have fun and do it responsibly. Anyhow, I was wondering where you
guys live? I am sure my partner (of 5 years) and I could have loads of
fun with the two of you. The new outdoor photos are both incredibly
artistic and sensual! Keep up the good work!
Your Pal"
Thanks for the compliments! Our love nest is in the sunshine state! Where else could you go hiking on Super Bowl Sunday?! (That's when we had our little photo shoot in the woods.) |
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"Hello Matt, YES men over 40 wank it too! - M a t t |
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"Dear Matt,
I really love your site. You and your bf are two very good looking
guys. I also think it's cool how your site has got room for affection on
it as well as the other stuff.
Anyway, my question is: why do you shave your pubic hair? I think
this may be a generational thing, as I am about 20 years older than you
guys and my age-group never did that sort of thing. But I am really
turned on by a nice pubic bush, so I always think of it as a little
disappointing to see shaving down there.
Nevertheless, shaving or no, I am convinced from what I've seen that
you & your friend must be nice guys.
Endymion"
You are right! We are nice! About the pube shaving, I think a lot of guys began doing it to make their dicks look bigger. I think their girlfriends were searching for it and couldn't find it hiding in the "jungle". Now if you got an Eight incher than who needs shaving!? But seriously, Brendan and I both think it is cleaner looking too! Don't make her/him search for it - M a t t
"Hey Matt!
LOVE this site! I'm here all the time!
I'm hoping you can answer THIS one for me. I live in Louisville, Kentucky
and I've tried looking EVERYWHERE for postings or listings of some
masturbation parties or clubs in my area. Any ideas about how to find
them or where I could locate a listing in my area?
Thanks!
Ready2Jack"
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"im str8 but would like to j/o with some friends to see how i compare
and how the j/o how would u ask them to j/o"
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"Dudes:
Love your site - keep up the great work.
I'm assuming you're into intense edging - like four hours. Man, one
time, I released a geyser load that shot half way across my room. It was
so hot I actually jerked off again looking at the spunk on the floor and
the sensation from my load. I'm actually a huge precummer and I'm a
little wet right now!
What is the furthest you've shot your load (and I don't mean when you
were 17!).
Cheers,
Andy"
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"Hey Matt,
Love your site, it's fantastic. Gives me and my jerk buddy lots of
ideas, we're at it all the time now! One thing we'd like to improve on
is our loads, we both don't tend to cum huge dollops like you and
Brendan do as hey, and we're always whacking (or sucking) away at each
other. I dunno whether there are any foods or vitamins that help, we'd
love to porn star each other and cum everywhere, that would be awesome!
Keep up the good work on your site dudes, it beats every wank site there
is (especially jackinworld which sucks, excuse the pun)
From James and Tristan (in the UK)
p.s. We're thinking of maybe fucking each other soon, we don't have
any dildos, just our fingers and Vaseline, what can we prepare with?"
James and Tristan, your loads are as big as you would like probably because you are constantly getting off. Brendan and I have found that we shoot farther after long sessions of edging up to cum but don't. Also, there are some supplements out there on the web that claim to help build your loads and make your loads squirt farther but I am skeptical on how reliable they are. P.S. Brendan and I don't have any dildos either(yet), but that's okay, take it slow and it will feel awesome.... |
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"dear matt,
i am 19 and would like some guidance and possibly some images helping
me to learn how to properly shave my dick and balls. please help me out!
bob"
Hey Bobby! I found some info for you-
go here: www.wnn.nu/.../ shavingtips/scrotum.html Keep it smooth - M a t t |
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"hey Matt..
love the cock!!! got any more pics??"
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"Hi,
I was browsing the self-pics, and I actually recognized one of my
buddies. He's straight (so I thought).....I started off thinking that it
was just someone who looks like him. I bought a new sim card for my phone
and sent him some messages (what was I supposed to do - hi, saw your pic
on a gay website which I accidentally happened across......)
Anyway, I just said hello sexy, met you on the net, nice pics.....does
your girlfriend know.....etc...etc.....
So now I know he's gay, or in some personal turmoil over his sexuality,
and I don't know how to help the guy.......At the end of the text
conversation, I did say to him that I was a close friend, and if he ever
wanted to talk......told him to trust me......and not to send pics of
himself in that situation over the net. He doesn't know where I saw the
pic. I do know that he didn't post the pic. Don't know if you could find
out???
It could be some sort of mad coincidence that it's not him, and I
tricked him into coming out to me over the text messages....but I don't
think so...the pic is him.
So now I imagine he's going mad looking over his shoulder, wondering
who knows....
Have tried talking to him since......haven't had the courage to say it
was me who sent you 'those' messages.....Don't know if I'm gay, so I'm not
gonna start telling my mates I look at this site, because they'd
definitely not understand....
Did think about sending him another msg (I sent him 2 last year - and
then no more), saying it's me again, wanna talk, wanna know who this
is.......?
Do you come across this sorta situation often??
Worried and Confused......"
Well guy, if you don't know if you yourself is gay, perhaps this friend of yours would be a good person to talk to, since he definitely has some sexual issues himself. If you find out that the photo is definitely him and he doesn't want it posted we will be happy to remove it ASAP. I have had a few straight boy questions come to me in the past, but none quite like this. If it were me and he was hot, I would definably become his "coming out friend", if you know what I mean....Good luck and whatever you decide to do and I would love to hear what happens.... Straight boys need love too - M a t t |
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"First of all, your dick....WOW
My question is: is it normal to have a fantasy about your brother?
Because of course since I am a guy, would it be normal to want to have
sex with him? And if this is normal how would I try to make this fantasy
real?"
I bet many guys would like to wank it with their Bros. BUT, unfortunately I think only straight brothers can get away with it. That is, jerking off together to a straight porno when they are sex-crazed teenagers. NOW, if you and your Bro are sex-crazed and he thinks you are straight, or if you are both gay, if you time it right, you may be able to pop in a video and stroke it. Be careful! You don't want to freak your sibling out. And of course if you live in the backwoods, it's okay, especially if its your hot cousin vs. your brother. Keep it in the family - M a t t
"Damn Matt....
the pics of u fuckin/bein fucked bareback are quite hot. would love 2
see a few videos if u have them. i have some of myself in action
paul"
Brendan and I have obviously gone camera-crazy on many occasions, but not fuckin' videos yet. But would like to see yours. If you are up to it, send me some to my email. |
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"Hi Matt....I love your site and all the hot pics. They sure give me
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"Hi! I'm Charles. I would like to ask if you have any tips for how to
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"What about this Matt? I love springtime.
In my hometown
when the local college baseball team has a
home game,the
visiting team after the game heads to the
locker room and all the hot jocks strip down butt naked. It's awesome in
the
shower with about 20 baseball jocks, long
bats, big balls,
shaved pubes, tattoos, big feet, hot
ass,just makes me want to pop a boner and soap it up before all these
jocks.I don't
think the guys will mind, do you? After
all, after the game
these young stud jocks have to be horny as
hell you think?"
SURE go for it, but only if you guys are in front of a camera and a director. Would be a great fantasy, but reality sets in... wanna get your ass kicked!? |
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"Hey guys-I noticed a few pics here and there with condoms on really hot, thick dicks. How about a category for condoms?" |
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"I was just wondering if you have ever
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resources to have video clips on the site. If the site grows and we're able
to purchase more band-width we would love to have video clips on the site!
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"hey Matt!
NICE dick,is it shaved? send me a pic.!
Also do you know a tried and true way to enlarge a dick?"
Yes, I do shave my hog. Send you a pic? Isn't my cock posted all over the site enough?! And, I don't think there is a tried and true way to enlarge your dick. |
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"Hey guys.....
Love your site. I am st8 married guy but ..have a bi side too. Love
to jack with guys. Most of the time it is virtual through your site,
rarely in person. My questions is how do guys shoot their cum so far. I
know this may seem like a stupid question but looking at porn it always
seems the guys shoot their loads pretty far. I make a good amount of cum
but mine does not shoot out that far. On a rare occasion if I have not
cum in a few days it might shoot a couple good shots....like half way up
my chest. Sometimes however, just waiting a few days does not ensure it
will spurt or just oooz out. Is there another technique I can use or
practice to make my loads shoot far?
Any advice?
thanks"
I myself, hold my cum back a few times before I shoot and this helps me shoot instead of "ooozing". Also for both Brendan and I, we have discovered the longer you are jerking it and "edging up" helps us shoot farther. When Brendan sits on the computer for a few hours jerking it, he always shoots a nice load onto his chest. The farthest I ever came, was probably a few years back when Brendan and I were in a Columbus hotel and was having a really long hot sex session (as we were waiting for a 18 year old hook up, who never showed). I must of shot five feet! I made a wonderful mess on Brendan. Good thing that boy didn't show up, we had "loads" of fun without him!
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"ok, i got more than one question. i have been jacking off for several years now, and i need something new to try. any ideas? another one. me and this guy like doing stuff together (jacking each other, making out, sucking) but i don't think we want to do anal stuff. is there anything you recommend for us to try?" Try using the other hand? Or two hands? Lube, no lube? With porn, without porn? In the shower? In the mirror? On webcam? While reading a dirty story? Phone sex? For you and the dude, try to mix it up. You can have fun without making the anal plunge. Try different locations. Try different positions. Invite a 3rd to join in! Keep it interesting - M a t t |
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"dear matt,
my friend doesn't masterbate and he is straight do you have any tips
for me so i can convince him to mutual masterbate?
signed wanting to jack off with a friend"
I thought EVERYONE jerked off! Do we believe him? Maybe play a straight porno? Maybe you can get his pants off that way. |
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"I need some help. I have had sex for the first time with a guy who
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is he continuing to have sex with you? Maybe he IS enjoying it, but he's
"straight", so he is denying enjoying the sex. If that isn't the case...
perhaps, just ask him what he likes and enjoys. Then you can spend extra
time in his most favorite spots!
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"hey there matt
Names Chris here and just writing to say I love your site. Was
wondering if you chat on yahoo or aim. Would love to chat and jack with
you. Honestly, Id love to meet you guys and have a big stroke/fuck fest
heh. Wishful thinking. Talk to you soon.
Chris."
Glad you like the site, hope it gets your rocks off! Yeah, we chat on AOL, using this screen name. |
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"Hey matt! So how often do you update? When do we need to come back
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"Love the site guys. Besides measuring, or even guessing, I like your friends idea...anyway it may take a bit of experimenting to figure out which size is most enjoyable and comfortable for you! Strap it on and never jerk it alone, - M a t t |
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"Matt,
Is it fairly safe to swallow a guy's cum now. If not, should we be
using a condom to suck cock?
PS"
No! It is not safe! But your risks are lower than anal sex. Please remember, small risk does not mean no risk! Here is some info: http://www.thebody.com/asp/aug00/hope.html http://www.vaginaverite.com/duwrose/oralguide.html http://www.gapimny.org/newsletter/1999/99april/safesexfun.html
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"Hey I'm a gay virgin (odd right?) well my boyfriend and I have been dating for a while and we're probably going to do it soon, but I have begun to notice that when I take my vibrator out of my ass, there is sometimes a little bit of crap on it... any suggestions for a squeaky clean ass?" I used web-based info for this one too! |
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virtually all forms of this type of play. A bath or a shower is a great
primer, and can be the start of the festivities...The main function of the
rectum is to act as a passageway for feces. But feces are not normally
stored in the rectum except just prior to a bowel movement. Yet small
amounts may remain in the rectum, expecially if the feces are not well
formed. Anal douching before lovemaking will help some people especailly
concerned with cleanliness to relax. For others the idea of dirtiness
heightens the joy of the forbidden; for them, douching is anti-erotic"
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"dudes, great site! 1 thing tho -- them who shaves? shot, thrown on the trash, rotten, no go, no good, gross -- u get the idea!!!" Thanks! And I am sorry, Brendan and I are big lovers of smooth twinks, "all-american boys" and "the boy next door". Wait! Did I just limit our "boy loving"? I take it back, we like some dirty boys too....it's true, really really true.
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"Hey, love the site. The hottest thing in the world is when two cocks rub tips and cum on each others cocks, while rubbing them together...it's so intense! I was wondering if you had anything like this on your site, or know where I could find movies/or pics of this...it's the hottest thing in the world!" You mean something like THIS? wink wink That's the best I can do right now, keep on searchin'. |
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"Hello Matt
I just wanted to know if there is any way I could increase my cum load. I know I could hold off a few day but that is not going to happen. So is there something I could take or some food or maybe some supplements? Let me know Bill" Well, there are supplement pills, but I don't need them and Brendan hasn't tried them....yet.....good luck! |
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"Hah!! I like what you did to the logo for Thanksgiving season… great sense of humor! Keep a good grip on it…. I always do! Always a good site to get a bone here. John" Isn't Brendan cute? Santa hats will be coming soon too! Thanks for sharing your bone with us! - M a t t |
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| "Dear Matt, Do you know of anyone
in the Nacogdoches, Lufkin Area that would like to start up some jack off
club? I love looking at your pics but I'm wanting a little more, Goober.
Thanks and have a good one!"
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Texas. You can find a jack off club there. There are a ton of queers in
The Lone Star State...I hear EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas...PLEASE let us
know if it's true!
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| "Hi Matt, Since finding your site I've had a wonderful time, getting hard, strokin' and shooting my hot sticky load to many of the pix. Keep up the good wank. Believe it or not it's improved by sex life too, I'm str8 and love jumping into bed with my wife afterwards. A question, does anyone ever use the chat room in Olderbuds.com? " Robby Yeah, just keep checking back. It has had a slow start. |
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"Hey Matt! Thanks for your site. I have a couple of married buddies
and I that secretly like to meet and jerk off together. We find the male
bonding and letting the masculinity roar pretty intense. Sort of like
going back to experimentation as a kid, or that college prank/dare. Our
ages range from 30-40's. Anyway, all we do is jerk off, like to show off
our cocks, watch each other exploded, and a couple of us have given a
helping hand in private. A few of us would like to possibly expand our
circle of friends and have a jerk off party. We have posted some ads and
the response rate from other married or bi guys with gf's is
unbelievable. We would like try a "strip poker" kind of thing, but just a
little more advanced. We are trying to think up a game(s) to play that
would heighten the experience and take some of the edge off, and of course
make it more fun. (obviously the dare kind things like streak around the
house in our suburban location isn't going to work for us in discretion...
hahaha). Any ideas for just a couple of married guys jerking off? I have
tried searching online for this topic and could not find anything! But, I
did find your site during the search and shared it with my buddies. We
like. If you or any one reading your site has any ideas we would love to
hear them!
mwmjockbud@yahoo.com
Thanks Man! "
Your circle jerk group sounds hot. Nice job getting it all arranged
and set up, I am impressed...
- M a t t
"Hi Guys!
First of all, congrats on your excellent site. Jerkoffbuds is a success
and well liked by gay, straights and in-betweens the world over.
I enjoy the pictures especially.
I am 38 and a big fan of talking about JO and doing it with others when
I get the chance.
I travel a lot for my job and was wondering whether it might not be
cool to set up a site or add a part to your site called travelbuds.com or
something like that. On this site, we could exchange travel plans and
profiles in order to meet up with each other during our travels around the
world. I would be happy to talk to you about in more detail if this seems
a bit fuzzy to you.
Otherwise, keep up the good work. You've given many guys a fun place to
meet online!
All the best,
Tom"
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"Matt
Could you add the slide show feature like Older Buds, PLEASE!!!!
Charles
P/S love the site otherwise!"
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different program than Jerkoffbuds. And it doesn't have that option. You
are gonna jerk it with one hand.... .- M a t t
"I've recently found an intense erotic zone part of my equipment i
never knew i had before. Specifically, it's that part of my hard-on
that's below my pubes, kind of behind my scrotum, and going down still
lower, making that hard ridge before rosebud. I've found that squeezin
on it from both sides, especaily that part just at the bottom of the
scrotum, almost like i'm trying to bet behind it, to encircle it, and
then moving slightly up and down while i'm squeezin -- man i tell you
it's a whole new world. Lights my whole groin area up with feeling,
broadens the feel-zone and makes it more intense. (Wonder if this is
how it feels to a woman.)
My question is this: hell, i'm in my mid-60s and i'm just
discovering this! Is it something everyone knows about and i could have
found out when i was 20 (like i didn't know 'til my 30s that there's a
direct intensity link between nipples and the nether lands, or that
armpits are for more than ticklish) if so many of us weren't closeted
then? Or could it be an area that merits more attention as the body
matures, shifting its priorties as it sees fit?
Detail: I'd asked my massage guy to rub me there a few times, and
he did okay but never got it the way i like it and the way i do it to
myself when i'm alone. Last time, tho, I asked him while i was still
lying face down to reach between my legs and work my scrotum and, man,
he got it and got it good. I'd probably still be lying there moanin if
I could afford to keep him at that all those hours.
Humph. Wore myself out. I don't usually write letters like
this.
Thanks for the freedom.
HardLife "
I think you should get a second job so you can afford that massage guy to come over more often!
"Hi Matt,
My partner and I really like your
site… the pics are great and so is the web technology. We especially get
off on the pics located in the Bonus Gallery of you, Brendan and your
friend Cody. Back in college we got-it-on with a third roommate for
several years. We had a great time. Someone was always nursing on your
dick. None of us ever went to sleep horny or hungry.
Would it be possible to tell a
bit about how Cody got to be part of your good times and how you are able
to keep him there?
Thanks
Jerkbud jr12"
I have know Cody for years, and have been enjoying his 8.5 inches for years now! We don't live as close to Cody as we used to, so perhaps the "special" visits keep the energy alive! Plus, who wouldn't want to not play with me and Brendan?! Keepin' Cody all to ourselves - M a t t |
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"hey matt,
i was just wondering if u know of any way for me to get pics to post on
the site without a digital camera, i have a webcam but cant figure out how
or even if it is possible to take pics with it, and do you know of any
free webcam site? 'preciate it"
Yeah, most webcams allow you to take "snap shots", maybe you can dig out the old webcam manual and figure it out. We all want to see the goods - M a t t |
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"i wank by myself i have a good one i like tochat on the phone to a person which makes me harder but i have never had a wank with anybody else but i would really like to. any suggestions???" Get a webcam with a microphone. You can wank with someone and chat at the same time! Never jerk it alone - M a t t
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"Hi, Matt;
I've only recently become aware that i am bisexual and your site has
been very helpful and enjoyable. Just wanted to say thanks. Love your
penis pics, guys; especially the downshot of your packages together. Nice
equipment. I'd happily drop to my knees and open wide for either or both
of you.
Thanks Again;
Reno"
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"Hey there!!!
I wanted to say that ur site is pretty cool and real nice how u are all
open, well my question is this is that I am straight but I am really wanna
just jerk off with a group of guys in MA I was wondering if you could help
or point me in the right direction coz I am real horny and sometimes just
wanna let loose with other guys."
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"I live in a small town where people really hate gay men. There is not chance of me moving anytime soon, and there are no guys around either. I am going sex crazy with no one to help me. You got any ideas for a young horny gay man living in a small town with no men around to help out?" Take periodic trips and visit the closest big city overflowing with gay men as often and possible! In-between trips ttry personals to find the closest bud that you can play with on the "down low!" Or webcam often - M a t t "hey, I'm an 18 year old bisexual and a senior in high school where most of my friends know I like both guys and girls, first let me say I love your site and I come here all the time. so now that I have that out of the way, I have a big problem. I think my best friend has a thing for me. I've had a secret crush on him for years, but he has always said he's straight so i didnt pursue it. but lately he's been doing things that kinda say otherwise. hes a wrestler and has this year every time he goes to weigh in during lunch he has me go with him, and then he strips down to his tight boxers and some times even goes pee right in front of me, but dispite this he still talks about fucking girls all the time. he knows I'm bi and it kinda seems like he is talking about girls to throw everybody off his trail, but on the other hand we've been friends for a long time and I dont wanna ruin that. what should I do?" Since he's your best bud I wouldn't compromise his friendship by trying to fool around with him. You could lose your friend if you "read" him wrong. Maybe he's just real comfortable around you and what you think is a way of flirting with you is nothing more than being comfortable. Don't grab his cock unless he shakes it at you. And if he does, show him how much fun it can be with another dude. Keep us posted! - M a t t |
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"HI I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A STRONG DESIRE TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF ALARGE
Anyone out there have any experiences that could make this guy's fantasy come alive? - M a t t |
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"I have a weird question, I'm 19 years old and in college... I visit
home on the weekends.
a few weeks ago i went home and my mom was away on a business trip. I
went up to my room and started jerking off, my dad walked in and caught
me. He paused for a few seconds and just looked at me, since then dad
walks down the hall nude, every time I see him I get aroused. He's a very
good looking guy. What should I do?"
Nothing! If you act upon your curirosity I am 99% sure you will regret it. By the way, does your cock look like your Daddy's? |
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"Does it make me gay if I like to watch other guys wanking off?" Not at all. There are SOOOOO many straight and bi dudes who like watching. You aren't the only, first or the last. Enjoy! - M a t t |
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"Hey guys,
Reno here. In answer to your question, Matt, It was a promise. I'd
luv servicing you guys.
I have a rather embarrassing item to ask about. Hopefully you or
someone in your membership may have some input. And, yes, I know this is
kinda funny; so laugh, please. I did. Life's too short no to.
I finally accepted my bisexuality about 8 months ago. Using a
combination of very good cannubis and persuasive talk, my roommate
"turned" me on my birthday last year. We've been "suckbuddies" ever
since. Both our girlfriends have travel jobs and have been out of town for
weeks; so we've been "servicing" each other quite a bit. Suffice to say
that I thoroughly enjoy trading oral sex with my roommate; maybe a bit TOO
much.
I've always been very clear-spoken. Coherent verbal communication
is important to me. That said, I got quite a shock as I was recording a
new outgoing message on my voice mail a few weeks ago. Upon hearing it
play back; I wath horrified to hear mythelf lithping all over the damned
plathe. Thit; what the fuck wath thith? That cannot be ME. But there I
wath, thounding like a croth between Richard Thimmonth and Thylvethter the
fucking cat. At first, I was truly freaked out. How long had I had this?
Its always been sort of an unspoken truth hasn't it? That too
much oral sex with a guy will cause this type of speech problem? I've been
doing speech excercises and have managed to curtail it somewhat; but it
still comes out when I'm tired. I know a dentist or orthadontist
could help me with this, but I don't have insurance. Does anyone have any
suggestions? Like I said, its funny. So laugh yourself silly. Thanks again
for the great site guys."
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up. Everyone knows listening to yourself on a recording is wierd.
I have met many deep voiced, clearly speaking dick suckers. I am sorry, but I disagree with your claim. Keep on suckin' - M a t t
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"Hey Matt, I found a good article about scrotal infusion. ARTICLE It sounds kinda crazy and freaky to me. But hell, there are so many fetishes out there. Doesn't sound like it is something that you should do by yourself at home. Good luck, have safe fun and enjoy the article! - M a t t |
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"Hi Matt. I have 2 questions. I am new to this and I have a friend
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"Hey Matt, This is Ron. The link that you gave the guy to help him
with shaving his cock did not open up for me, and I was wondering if you
could send that link to me or post it again, I do not mind. Also, I would
really like to see a picture of your ass. Thanks, and I will keep on
jacking to your site because it definitely is the best, there is not a day
that I do not get on the page."
Thanks. Yeah, I couldn't get the link to work either, I guess those shaving tips have been deleted or moved. Well, anyways- here's my rear:
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